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Old 11-19-2012, 09:19 PM  
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For shits and giggles about Pioli

I have a friend who is an astrologer and I told her about what we were doing to Pioli so she sent me this unsolicited and I found it interesting enough to share. Don't believe much in this stuff but it may portend good things for us so I will suspend logic for the moment.

This a quote from texts I got:

Holy crazzzeee he's got the Hitler aspect and more.... he could be a mafia hitman with this chart...

he's got a reallllleeeeee bad temper too. He has a really bad chart between now and the end of December and the worse from Nov 23 to Dec 8th which should be a really bad time for him, anyway just a prediction.

You never want to meet this man, he is seriously nutso. Hitler had nothing on this guy. And is chart is terrible right now. The first 6 months of 2013 look really really bad for him.
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Old 11-20-2012, 12:23 AM   #31
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Old 11-20-2012, 12:26 AM   #32
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Old 11-20-2012, 12:34 AM   #33
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You're right. She's a fraud.
So she has something in common with Pioli, hah.

I know these things are all designed to be extremely general and rely on comfirmation bias, but it's cleverly odd how these things match up with a person.
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Old 11-20-2012, 07:48 AM   #34
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Sent Mr Fax's analysis to the astrologer gal here's what I got in return:

Hehehehe...whoa!!! I just woke up and read your text and you put me in shock! Thought I was in the twilight zone or something! You doing astrology now - love it! You got the pluto Venus right! I did a quick chart and didn't pay attention to his Mercury because unless a more major planet is hitting it I didn't pay attention. He has progressed Pluto conjunct Mars and that's very scary. Pretty violent, hopefully an crazy angry nutso fan won't do something to him. What I saw coming up soon is the Jupiter Saturn in a square aspect (difficult) which indicated a major change/ ending in his life. His natal Saturn being hit and considering it hits his Mars, Uranus and Pluto in the 3rd house of communication it would indicate that very difficult communication (from the fans) would end his current career indicated by the Jupiter hitting the Saturn. The Sun aspect you mentioned in trine has nothing to do with anything. But once that hits this week into early December it's going to get more interesting...

Of course there will be other forms if communication besides the fans bring his demise ....Internet, newspaper, tv it will get worse if it's possible but it's already headed that way and that's why Sunday happened because this stuff starts right before it hits in the chart. He's got a really creepy natal chart... He is not one to go down without a fight !! You got my timing see we will see what happened now until Dec 6th it will be really interesting...*
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:17 AM   #35
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I have a friend who is an astrologer and I told her about what we were doing to Pioli so she sent me this unsolicited and I found it interesting enough to share. Don't believe much in this stuff but it may portend good things for us so I will suspend logic for the moment.

This a quote from texts I got:

Holy crazzzeee he's got the Hitler aspect and more.... he could be a mafia hitman with this chart...

he's got a reallllleeeeee bad temper too. He has a really bad chart between now and the end of December and the worse from Nov 23 to Dec 8th which should be a really bad time for him, anyway just a prediction.

You never want to meet this man, he is seriously nutso. Hitler had nothing on this guy. And is chart is terrible right now. The first 6 months of 2013 look really really bad for him.
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:37 AM   #36
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Sent Mr Fax's analysis to the astrologer gal here's what I got in return:

Hehehehe...whoa!!! I just woke up and read your text and you put me in shock! Thought I was in the twilight zone or something! You doing astrology now - love it! You got the pluto Venus right! I did a quick chart and didn't pay attention to his Mercury because unless a more major planet is hitting it I didn't pay attention. He has progressed Pluto conjunct Mars and that's very scary. Pretty violent, hopefully an crazy angry nutso fan won't do something to him. What I saw coming up soon is the Jupiter Saturn in a square aspect (difficult) which indicated a major change/ ending in his life. His natal Saturn being hit and considering it hits his Mars, Uranus and Pluto in the 3rd house of communication it would indicate that very difficult communication (from the fans) would end his current career indicated by the Jupiter hitting the Saturn. The Sun aspect you mentioned in trine has nothing to do with anything. But once that hits this week into early December it's going to get more interesting...

Of course there will be other forms if communication besides the fans bring his demise ....Internet, newspaper, tv it will get worse if it's possible but it's already headed that way and that's why Sunday happened because this stuff starts right before it hits in the chart. He's got a really creepy natal chart... He is not one to go down without a fight !! You got my timing see we will see what happened now until Dec 6th it will be really interesting...*
It's never good when Saturn hits Uranus.
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Dave.... seriously.....

Unless she's hot and does these "Readings" in the nude, and you have videos...
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Sent Mr Fax's analysis to the astrologer gal here's what I got in return:

Hehehehe...whoa!!! I just woke up and read your text and you put me in shock! Thought I was in the twilight zone or something! You doing astrology now - love it! You got the pluto Venus right! I did a quick chart and didn't pay attention to his Mercury because unless a more major planet is hitting it I didn't pay attention. He has progressed Pluto conjunct Mars and that's very scary. Pretty violent, hopefully an crazy angry nutso fan won't do something to him. What I saw coming up soon is the Jupiter Saturn in a square aspect (difficult) which indicated a major change/ ending in his life. His natal Saturn being hit and considering it hits his Mars, Uranus and Pluto in the 3rd house of communication it would indicate that very difficult communication (from the fans) would end his current career indicated by the Jupiter hitting the Saturn. The Sun aspect you mentioned in trine has nothing to do with anything. But once that hits this week into early December it's going to get more interesting...

Of course there will be other forms if communication besides the fans bring his demise ....Internet, newspaper, tv it will get worse if it's possible but it's already headed that way and that's why Sunday happened because this stuff starts right before it hits in the chart. He's got a really creepy natal chart... He is not one to go down without a fight !! You got my timing see we will see what happened now until Dec 6th it will be really interesting...*
Well that's a fine how-do-you-do ...

The Sun has nothing to do with anything? What kind of astrologerizer is this chick? The Sun is like a big nuclear furnace that provides light and warmth to Earth and all the living things from the lowly microbe to the highly advanced alien who used a flying saucer to get here and is now operating undercover as a Cracker Barrel manager because nobody suspects a guy with grease spots on his tie to be a highly advanced alien.

The Sun gives us flowers and trees and little birds who sit in the trees and it also gives us sunglasses and nude beaches.

No offense, Mr. Dave Lane, but I think you need a new astrologerator.

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Old 11-20-2012, 10:39 AM   #43
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Hitler never went 1-9, either, though his strength of schedule had some easy early games with Poland and France.
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