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Old 11-21-2012, 08:10 PM  
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I hate the internet - Thanksgiving Edition

Cooking a 22 pound bird tomorrow for only the second time in my life. (long story) Was putting together my schedule for tomorrow to at least try to time everything correctly and made the mistake of looking at multiple websites to try to determine an approximate cooking time for this beast.

The plan is to roast it unstuffed, in the oven, at 325*. Bird is sitting in a brine as we speak.

I've been to 10 different websites, and they all seem to say something different. I'm seeing times ranging from 3.5 hours all the way up to 6.

Help a brother out - roughly how long is this bird going to take?
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Old 11-21-2012, 08:48 PM   #31
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Just found an app on Butterball's website, it's saying 3.5-4.

My favorite grilling/BBQ website has an entire page dedicated to turkey, and it is saying 3-3.5.

I'm gonna plan on 3.5-4 hours. And I think I'm gonna start a shade early just in case, and resort to using a cambro if it's done early.
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Old 11-21-2012, 08:49 PM   #32
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Old 11-21-2012, 08:56 PM   #33
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Just remember that the ideal time is 15 minutes per pound. Some people even preach 20 minutes per pound.
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Old 11-21-2012, 08:58 PM   #34
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Don't listen to Johnny Vegas...he doesn't know shit.

It's 3 minutes per pound.
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Old 11-21-2012, 08:59 PM   #35
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It's five minutes per pound; these ****ing True Fans don't know shit.
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Old 11-21-2012, 09:01 PM   #36
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It's 3 minutes per pound.
Yep three minutes per pound in the microwave.
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Yep three minutes per pound in the microwave.
and leave it uncovered. That's what makes it juicy.
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Old 11-21-2012, 09:05 PM   #38
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and leave it uncovered. That's what makes it juicy.
I think the trick was leaving a can of Budweiser with the bird in the microwave. Explosion of juices.
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Old 11-21-2012, 09:07 PM   #39
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I think the trick was leaving a can of Budweiser with the bird in the microwave. Explosion of juices.
I see what you did there
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If I didn't know any better it sounds like a black Friday deal in London at the local peep show theatre.
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Come to ChiefsPlanet for advice on cooking Thanksgiving turkey, end up eating take out Chinese.

Sounds about right.
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Yeah, I'm curious. I'll report back and how they turn out.

BEST CASE - Nom Nom Yummy, fall asleep drooling on self
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I'm going to go ahead and call NOM NOM right now.

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Come to ChiefsPlanet for advice on cooking Thanksgiving turkey, end up eating take out Chinese.

Sounds about right.
If all else fails, I'll drink my dinner.

New bottle of Laphroaig 18 year, new bottle of Black Maple Hill bourbon, a case of Tank 7 and a half case of Bell's Two Hearted Ale.

I think I'm set.
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Old 11-21-2012, 09:15 PM   #45
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Sounds about right.
lol. no shit.

Don't trust CP for anything except antifreeze advice.

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