Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Mitt

[BucEyedPea]

Does the left still think every vote should count?

WASHINGTON, DC – Sources confirmed today that hundreds of thousands of military absentee ballots were delivered hours after the deadline for them to be counted, with preliminary counts showing that they would have overturned the vote in several states and brought a victory for Governor Mitt Romney.

Officials say the ballots were delivered late due to problems within the military mail system. Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to Afghanistan. At Camp Dwyer, Marine Sergeant John Davis signed for them and was surprised at the contents.

“It’s a shame,” Rear Admiral John Dawes said when asked for comment. “I expected a delay so I ordered that everyone cast their votes eight months ago. It’s really unfortunate that our mail system failed us and directly affected the course of history.”

The whole report of incidents is pretty bad. Another military screw-up or the advantages of incumbency?

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/11/mi...on-for-romney/

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[Dave Lane]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Literally nobody is dumb enough to think that is real.

Ummm uhhh I'm not sure how to break this to you and BEP

[Dave Lane]

Originally Posted by Amnorix

You thought for a second that some rear admiral could order the entire military to fill out ballots in MARCH?!

Before there were even candidates Its truly amazing, ballots fell over board, were shipped as ammo to Afghanistan how anyone could even for a moment...

[KChiefer]

WHY DOESN"T THIS MSM COVER THIS!?!?!?!?!?

[J Diddy]

Reminds me of the South Park episode when Cartman steals the election.

Stuff is for real.

[Cannibal]

Originally Posted by Bowser

BEP, I've heard rumors that Texas is about to secede. Have you heard or read anything lately that would back that up?

She might have an interesting anecdote she could throw your way.

[Cannibal]

Boy you know she was really excited when she found that page too. She was really gonna stick it to the left with that one!!! "I got those leftist, statist, commies now!!!!"

[NewChief]

Ouch. This incident should ( but likely won't) cause some serious self-examination for those who bought into this shit. Your ideological bias is overriding your critical thinking ability, and that's sad.

[ILChief]

Fail

I will only believe it if the onion reports it

[BucEyedPea]

Have you ever made a mistake NewChief?

Originally Posted by NewChief

Ouch. This incident should ( but likely won't) cause some serious self-examination for those who bought into this shit. Your ideological bias is overriding your critical thinking ability, and that's sad.

No, it's called doing a fast read and not picking up on the nuanced details but the general gist. The two paragraphs I posted are what I really got my attention and the headline. I actually did check out the name of the site and wonder if it was valid because I never heard of the site before. I even looked on the surface at the right-hand side, which did baffle me somewhat but not enough. I missed the parentheses attached after the original link which said it was satire, because after I clicked and entered the article's page, I never went back to see the rest of the sentence.

Seriously, it was an honest mistake and admitted to. Why don't you ask how it happened. Do you always beat someone up for making a mistake, especially after they admit it? You must be a cruel teacher if you do.

[cosmo20002]

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Have you ever made a mistake NewChief?



No, it's called doing a fast read and not picking up on the nuanced details but the general gist. The two paragraphs I posted are what I really got my attention and the headline. I actually did check out the name of the site and wonder if it was valid because I never heard of the site before. I even looked on the surface at the right-hand side, which did baffle me somewhat but not enough. I missed the parentheses attached after the original link which said it was satire, because after I clicked and entered the article's page, I never went back to see the rest of the sentence.

Seriously, it was an honest mistake and admitted to. Why don't you ask how it happened. Do you always beat someone up for making a mistake, especially after they admit it? You must be a cruel teacher if you do.

Frankly, I had assumed all the stuff you have posted was satire. You mean they weren't? All those other posts were serious?

[NewChief]

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Have you ever made a mistake NewChief?



No, it's called doing a fast read and not picking up on the nuanced details but the general gist. The two paragraphs I posted are what I really got my attention and the headline. I actually did check out the name of the site and wonder if it was valid because I never heard of the site before. I even looked on the surface at the right-hand side, which did baffle me somewhat but not enough. I missed the parentheses attached after the original link which said it was satire, because after I clicked and entered the article's page, I never went back to see the rest of the sentence.

Seriously, it was an honest mistake and admitted to. Why don't you ask how it happened. Do you always beat someone up for making a mistake, especially after they admit it? You must be a cruel teacher if you do.

I'm not beating you up. I'm questioning the critical thinking ability of someone who would believe:
1) the military votes weren't counted
2) they would swing the election to Romney
3) this was being ignored


I know it was an honest mistake, but I'm just saying you need to honestly evaluate your cognitive process that would lead you to be so gullible on something so obviously ridiculous.

[go bowe]

Originally Posted by NewChief

I'm not beating you up. I'm questioning the critical thinking ability of someone who would believe:
1) the military votes weren't counted
2) they would swing the election to Romney
3) this was being ignored


I know it was an honest mistake, but I'm just saying you need to honestly evaluate your cognitive process that would lead you to be so gullible on something so obviously ridiculous.

nail, head...

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by cosmo20002

Frankly, I had assumed all the stuff you have posted was satire. You mean they weren't? All those other posts were serious?

Originally Posted by NewChief

I'm not beating you up. I'm questioning the critical thinking ability of someone who would believe:
1) the military votes weren't counted
2) they would swing the election to Romney
3) this was being ignored


I know it was an honest mistake, but I'm just saying you need to honestly evaluate your cognitive process that would lead you to be so gullible on something so obviously ridiculous.

No kidding. Heh.

[go bowe]

Originally Posted by cosmo20002

Frankly, I had assumed all the stuff you have posted was satire. You mean they weren't? All those other posts were serious?

yes, completely seriously kooky serious...

are you new here?