Poop boar sausage

MOhillbilly · 11-27-2012, 10:11 PM

You nasty bastards clicking on this thread.

Went out to turn the cows out after morning milking and when I get back there the boar is in the dry lot fighting with the bull. Kids are with me so I tell the oldest to get a bucket of feed.
While she's doin this I separate the boar and bull from the cows up onto the side lot next to the hog pen. These mother****ers are fighting fellas. 1600 pound jersey bull vs 500 pounds of full tusk black hog.
Get the bull cut out pretty quick, go to close the gate and bam he gets me. I whack him with my sorting stick and he charges. Up on the rail fence I go.
Mean time the oldest gets back with the feed. I tell her to go grab the shovel and toss it over the fence. In the barn and back over the fence and time to smack a pig.
Off the fence to the shovel rare back touch my heels and blamo.
****ed stands there and looks at me. Grab the bucket of feed slop it and open the gate.
Here he comes. I come all the way back around on him half circle like and he just stand there for a minute. I smack the shovel on the ground and it bust in half.
He take a few step towards me and wheels around walks toward the feed and gilts gets rightfully up to the gate entrance and stops. Hit em right in the balls with the handle.
Same hog cut my step son open a few weeks back and ended up with 14 stiches.
I wanna shoot him in the face and grind his bones.

LiveSteam · 11-27-2012, 10:17 PM

Make bacon before one of your kids get's really hurt

WV · 11-27-2012, 10:17 PM

Cases like this are why you carry a sidearm.

MOhillbilly · 11-27-2012, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveSteam

Make bacon before one of your kids get's really hurt

His ticket was slated to get punched before this.

ghak99 · 11-27-2012, 10:24 PM

Many years ago we tried to keep some genetics going and kept a group of pigs way too long. When they get that educated and that big, they are flat out dangerous!

Stab that bitch in the heart and watch him bleed.

LiveSteam · 11-27-2012, 10:27 PM

Chiefs Planet Xmas pig roast at MO's place

Dayze · 11-27-2012, 10:27 PM

can he play RT?

**Phobia** · 11-27-2012, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze

can he play RT?

He squeals just as much as the current RT.

Dayze · 11-27-2012, 10:30 PM

our current RT looks as though he was smacked in the face with a shovel as well.

scott free · 11-27-2012, 11:42 PM

Wading into two dangerous, fighting animals with a stick and somehow managing to corral them into a safer area? incredible.

Not knocking it cold out, priceless... dont let them test you like this, eat them.

RippedmyFlesh · 11-28-2012, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free

Wading into two dangerous, fighting animals with a stick and somehow managing to corral them into a safer area? incredible.

Not knocking it cold out, priceless... dont let them test you like this, eat them.

MOhillbilly should have a reality show. It would kick ass.
A farming based American Chopper.

ottawa_chiefs_fan · 11-28-2012, 04:43 AM

And people wonder why there are fewer farmers......

Hog Farmer · 11-28-2012, 06:51 AM

If you'd jack off your animals they'd be less fiesty.

**Buehler445** · 11-28-2012, 07:21 AM

That sucks MO. Butcher shop for that cock smoke. We always had feeders and they got big enough.

tooge · 11-28-2012, 07:23 AM

that bastage would be on a smoke pit this weekend if I were you

11-27-2012, 10:11 PM
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $7629019	boar sausage You nasty bastards clicking on this thread. Went out to turn the cows out after morning milking and when I get back there the boar is in the dry lot fighting with the bull. Kids are with me so I tell the oldest to get a bucket of feed. While she's doin this I separate the boar and bull from the cows up onto the side lot next to the hog pen. These mother**ers are fighting fellas. 1600 pound jersey bull vs 500 pounds of full tusk black hog. Get the bull cut out pretty quick, go to close the gate and bam he gets me. I whack him with my sorting stick and he charges. Up on the rail fence I go. Mean time the oldest gets back with the feed. I tell her to go grab the shovel and toss it over the fence. In the barn and back over the fence and time to smack a pig. Off the fence to the shovel rare back touch my heels and blamo. **ed stands there and looks at me. Grab the bucket of feed slop it and open the gate. Here he comes. I come all the way back around on him half circle like and he just stand there for a minute. I smack the shovel on the ground and it bust in half. He take a few step towards me and wheels around walks toward the feed and gilts gets rightfully up to the gate entrance and stops. Hit em right in the balls with the handle. Same hog cut my step son open a few weeks back and ended up with 14 stiches. I wanna shoot him in the face and grind his bones.
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11-27-2012, 10:17 PM	#3
WV Sick and tired! Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: In the Holler Casino cash: $5021939	Cases like this are why you carry a sidearm. __________________ Home of Average Smith, he will lead us back to mediocrity!!!
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11-27-2012, 10:24 PM	#5
ghak99 Starter Join Date: Jan 2007 Casino cash: $18603	Many years ago we tried to keep some genetics going and kept a group of pigs way too long. When they get that educated and that big, they are flat out dangerous! Stab that bitch in the heart and watch him bleed.
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11-27-2012, 10:27 PM	#7
Dayze Poop Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $1177563	can he play RT? __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial.
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11-27-2012, 10:30 PM	#9
Dayze Poop Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $1177563	our current RT looks as though he was smacked in the face with a shovel as well. __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial.
Posts: 15,413

11-27-2012, 11:42 PM	#10
scott free ask for it by name Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: district 6 Casino cash: $3129654	Wading into two dangerous, fighting animals with a stick and somehow managing to corral them into a safer area? incredible. Not knocking it cold out, priceless... dont let them test you like this, eat them.
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11-28-2012, 04:43 AM	#12
ottawa_chiefs_fan Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ottawa, Canada Casino cash: $12665	And people wonder why there are fewer farmers......
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11-28-2012, 06:51 AM	#13
Hog Farmer Good Donkey = Dead Donkey Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $5081635	If you'd jack off your animals they'd be less fiesty.
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11-28-2012, 07:21 AM	#14
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $124912	That sucks MO. Butcher shop for that cock smoke. We always had feeders and they got big enough.
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11-28-2012, 07:23 AM	#15
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $74244	that bastage would be on a smoke pit this weekend if I were you
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