Poop boar sausage - Page 2

MOhillbilly · 11-27-2012, 10:11 PM

You nasty bastards clicking on this thread.

Went out to turn the cows out after morning milking and when I get back there the boar is in the dry lot fighting with the bull. Kids are with me so I tell the oldest to get a bucket of feed.
While she's doin this I separate the boar and bull from the cows up onto the side lot next to the hog pen. These mother****ers are fighting fellas. 1600 pound jersey bull vs 500 pounds of full tusk black hog.
Get the bull cut out pretty quick, go to close the gate and bam he gets me. I whack him with my sorting stick and he charges. Up on the rail fence I go.
Mean time the oldest gets back with the feed. I tell her to go grab the shovel and toss it over the fence. In the barn and back over the fence and time to smack a pig.
Off the fence to the shovel rare back touch my heels and blamo.
****ed stands there and looks at me. Grab the bucket of feed slop it and open the gate.
Here he comes. I come all the way back around on him half circle like and he just stand there for a minute. I smack the shovel on the ground and it bust in half.
He take a few step towards me and wheels around walks toward the feed and gilts gets rightfully up to the gate entrance and stops. Hit em right in the balls with the handle.
Same hog cut my step son open a few weeks back and ended up with 14 stiches.
I wanna shoot him in the face and grind his bones.

Graystoke · 11-28-2012, 07:28 AM

How big are his balls?

Groves · 11-28-2012, 09:37 AM

Normally, I would assume a Jersey bull would be the troublemaker. Sell the hog to some unsuspecting neighbor.

htismaqe · 11-28-2012, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

If you'd jack off your animals they'd be less fiesty.

L.A. Chieffan · 11-28-2012, 09:59 AM

Did i just read a passage from a Steinbeck novel?

**Iowanian** · 11-28-2012, 10:10 AM

Most people have no idea how mean pigs can be.

I say shoot some deer and grind it with the pork fat while you're at it.

Raiderhader · 11-28-2012, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

If you'd jack off your animals they'd be less fiesty.

saphojunkie · 11-28-2012, 10:20 AM

My god this OP is even written in hillbilly speak.

Chief Faithful · 11-28-2012, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke

How big are his balls?

GoChiefs?

KC Tattoo · 11-28-2012, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

You nasty bastards clicking on this thread.

Same hog cut my step son open a few weeks back and ended up with 14 stiches.
I wanna shoot him in the face and grind his bones.

You should have taken care of it then and there. WTF? Any thing after that is on you. Your kid could have got killed. Not cool.

**bevischief** · 11-28-2012, 10:33 AM

mmm... sausage and bacon...

MOhillbilly · 11-29-2012, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groves

Normally, I would assume a Jersey bull would be the troublemaker. Sell the hog to some unsuspecting neighbor.

He can be kind of a.mother****er some times.but for the most part is easy to work with.

MOhillbilly · 11-29-2012, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

You should have taken care of it then and there. WTF? Any thing after that is on you. Your kid could have got killed. Not cool.

I got it under control, hoss.

Dave · 11-29-2012, 07:32 AM

Funny. When I read Mo's posts, I have a hillbilly twang inside my head.

**Buehler445** · 11-29-2012, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

He can be kind of a.mother****er some times.but for the most part is easy to work with.

Got the hog smoked up yet?

MOhillbilly · 11-29-2012, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445

Got the hog smoked up yet?

Not yet. I've got two more girls I want him to cover.

11-27-2012, 10:11 PM
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $7629159	boar sausage You nasty bastards clicking on this thread. Went out to turn the cows out after morning milking and when I get back there the boar is in the dry lot fighting with the bull. Kids are with me so I tell the oldest to get a bucket of feed. While she's doin this I separate the boar and bull from the cows up onto the side lot next to the hog pen. These mother**ers are fighting fellas. 1600 pound jersey bull vs 500 pounds of full tusk black hog. Get the bull cut out pretty quick, go to close the gate and bam he gets me. I whack him with my sorting stick and he charges. Up on the rail fence I go. Mean time the oldest gets back with the feed. I tell her to go grab the shovel and toss it over the fence. In the barn and back over the fence and time to smack a pig. Off the fence to the shovel rare back touch my heels and blamo. **ed stands there and looks at me. Grab the bucket of feed slop it and open the gate. Here he comes. I come all the way back around on him half circle like and he just stand there for a minute. I smack the shovel on the ground and it bust in half. He take a few step towards me and wheels around walks toward the feed and gilts gets rightfully up to the gate entrance and stops. Hit em right in the balls with the handle. Same hog cut my step son open a few weeks back and ended up with 14 stiches. I wanna shoot him in the face and grind his bones.
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11-28-2012, 09:37 AM	#17
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11-28-2012, 10:10 AM	#20
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11-29-2012, 07:32 AM	#28
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