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View Poll Results: Have you ever been shot?
Yes, in the head. If you're going to get shot, do it right. 5 5.68%
Yes, in the torso or other areas with major organs. Center of mass, baby! 4 4.55%
Yes, but it was just a flesh wound. My assailant had bad aim. 10 11.36%
Yes, but I just got grazed, and then the bullet went BEZOW! as it ricocheted off the canyon wall. 9 10.23%
No, I'm pretty good about staying in my foxhole. 66 75.00%
I'm not telling, because I'm a proponent of gun story control. 6 6.82%
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:36 AM  
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Have you ever been shot?

The thread about the Minnesota guy makes me curious.

In the movies, we see guys take multiple shots and they're still limping around returning fire, and in the next scene they're fine again.

In real life, I know one guy who shot himself in the foot while climbing a fence, and he said that it really, really hurt and he expressed skepticism about the movie people limping around returning fire. However, he wasn't in a fight for his life, so it's possible that his adrenaline wasn't running on overdrive.

So has anyone here been shot? And how did you feel in the first five minutes? First five hours? Next day? I recognize that the outcome may be different if you're shot in different parts of the body, so please note the location of the gunshot if you have a story to tell. Caliber too, if known.

I made the poll multiple choice for those of you who have been shot multiple times.

For the record, I got shot by an arrow once, but it just grazed me. Other than a scrape, I had no problem and could have easily mounted a counterattack had I chosen to do so.
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:09 PM   #31
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:13 PM   #32
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Were you in combat in some far away land, or in Oakland?
The former. Like I said, it looked worse than it was and put a hole through the love-handle, right below the edge of my body armor.
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:15 PM   #33
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The former. Like I said, it looked worse than it was and put a hole through the love-handle, right below the edge of my body armor. I still am not sure how it happened considering the circumstances, and believe it might have been a ricochet.
Wow. Lucky it didn't fragment all over the place if a ricochet. And, I guess it's one reason to be thankful for the love handles!
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:15 PM   #34
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:21 PM   #35
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Yes I have been shot in the head if a graze counts. Got me just enough to tear and burn the hair and skin on the top right side of my head.
I was 23 years old at the time. I was a pretty big man whore. Anyway there was a chic that I worked with that was attractive. One thing lead to another and we ended up at her place and before you know it we are in the bed going at it. Next thing I know is I hear this click, click, click sound, the hammer being pulled back on a .38 revolver, I see the look on her face and realize it is her husband. Yes I knew she was married. He put the barrel against my head and as soon as I moved he shot. That was the last time I have ever had sex with a married woman.
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:26 PM   #36
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Yes I have been shot in the head if a graze counts. Got me just enough to tear and burn the hair and skin on the top right side of my head.
I was 23 years old at the time. I was a pretty big man whore. Anyway there was a chic that I worked with that was attractive. One thing lead to another and we ended up at her place and before you know it we are in the bed going at it. Next thing I know is I hear this click, click, click sound, the hammer being pulled back on a .38 revolver, I see the look on her face and realize it is her husband. Yes I knew she was married. He put the barrel against my head and as soon as I moved he shot. That was the last time I have ever had sex with a married woman.
Neat. I presume that you fled? Did he take any other shots at you?
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:31 PM   #37
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few months after that, he ruptured a nut trying to hurdle over a chair. he said the nut hurt worse than the bullet.

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Neat. I presume that you fled? Did he take any other shots at you?
Not very "neat" to me. It was stupid on part to put myself in that situation. No I didn't flee the scene. He started screaming because he thought he hit her and not me. When he dropped the gun I grabbed the bat that was by the bed and hit him repeatedly. We both went to jail. He got charged with attempted murder but ended up with illegal possession of a handgun in a plea deal. I got charged with aggrevated assault, which was later dropped.
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Not very "neat" to me. It was stupid on part to put myself in that situation. No I didn't flee the scene. He started screaming because he thought he hit her and not me. When he dropped the gun I grabbed the bat that was by the bed and hit him repeatedly. We both went to jail. He got charged with attempted murder but ended up with illegal possession of a handgun in a plea deal. I got charged with aggrevated assault, which was later dropped.
Neat. What was the female doing?
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Yes I have been shot in the head if a graze counts. Got me just enough to tear and burn the hair and skin on the top right side of my head.
I was 23 years old at the time. I was a pretty big man whore. Anyway there was a chic that I worked with that was attractive. One thing lead to another and we ended up at her place and before you know it we are in the bed going at it. Next thing I know is I hear this click, click, click sound, the hammer being pulled back on a .38 revolver, I see the look on her face and realize it is her husband. Yes I knew she was married. He put the barrel against my head and as soon as I moved he shot. That was the last time I have ever had sex with a married woman.
Damn. Glad you learned your lesson.
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My cousin shot me with his 20 gauge when we were dove hunting. He was on one side of the pond, and I was on the other. He followed a dove in, and ended up pointing right at me when he shot. It was really minor though. Tiny pellets for dove. Only 5-6 of the pellets actually broke the skin, and even then they popped right out when squeezing it like a zit.
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Neat. What was the female doing?
Motionless, eyes wide open but never said a word. When she wouldnt answer me I thought she was dead, I freaked out grabbed my shit and went outside, where I put my pants on. A neighbor came up and I asked them to call 911
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