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Old 11-27-2012, 12:18 PM  
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Belgian man finds out his wife of 19 years was born a man !

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/11...est=latestnews

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A Belgian man is battling the country’s court system to get his marriage annulled after finding out that his wife of 19 years was born a man.

Jan, identified only by his first name, told the Het Nieuwsblad newspaper that he discovered his Indonesian wife Monica underwent a sex change after he and his son heard rumors, according to the Telegraph.

"I brought her to Belgium. That was not easy. The Belgian courts had serious doubts about the authenticity of her birth and her identity papers, but eventually they accepted it anyway,” he said. “I thought she was an attractive woman, all woman. She had no male traits."

Jan, who is now undergoing psychiatric treatment, added that he decided not to have children with his wife because he had two in his previous marriage, and that Monica pretended to menstruate by using sanitary towels, according to the newspaper report cited by the Telegraph.

Belgian courts have so far refused to let the marriage be annulled.


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Old 11-28-2012, 12:25 PM   #76
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:38 PM   #77
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:10 PM   #78
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:12 PM   #79
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Have never seen the end result of a surgical procedure where the penis is removed and then had a vag installed, but there has got to be some signs that point towards everything not being quite right. Maybe not though? You'd think after 19 years he would have had to have noticed something. C'mon man!!
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:15 PM   #80
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Have never seen the end result of a surgical procedure where the penis is removed and then had a vag installed, but there has got to be some signs that point towards everything not being quite right. Maybe not though? You'd think after 19 years he would have had to have noticed something. C'mon man!!
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:21 PM   #81
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Apparently, the husband says that now he understands why "she" wasn't any good at housework or ironing.
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:27 PM   #82
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Have never seen the end result of a surgical procedure where the penis is removed and then had a vag installed, but there has got to be some signs that point towards everything not being quite right. Maybe not though? You'd think after 19 years he would have had to have noticed something. C'mon man!!
I don't know man, I've seen some pretty ****ed up looking vaginas that I have no doubt are all natural.
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:53 PM   #83
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This is another reason that I question the Bible Thumper's stance of "no sex before marriage."

Uh, what if "she" has a cock?
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:06 PM   #84
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This is another reason that I question the Bible Thumper's stance of "no sex before marriage."

Uh, what if "she" has a cock?
I think it's called the "no tuck rule"?
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:29 PM   #85
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I think it's called the "no tuck rule"?
I'd definitely audible! OMAHA OMAHA!!
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:42 PM   #86
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"Jan, identified only by his first name, told the Het Nieuwsblad newspaper that he discovered his Indonesian wife Monica underwent a sex change after he and his son heard rumors, according to the Telegraph."

This sentence confuses me.
He heard rumors, then she had a sex change? Wouldn't her hairy bean-bag have tipped him off at some point over 19 years?

Are they saying that the wife had a sex change in Indonesia 19 over years ago? Isn't that akin to brain surgery in Manila 19 years ago?

Shit does not compute.
LOL I was confused as well. What were these rumors? Something he read on the internet?

This story blows my mind.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:44 PM   #87
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Have never seen the end result of a surgical procedure where the penis is removed and then had a vag installed, but there has got to be some signs that point towards everything not being quite right. Maybe not though? You'd think after 19 years he would have had to have noticed something. C'mon man!!
Like it was installed sideways or something?
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:46 PM   #88
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:51 PM   #89
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South Park had a very informative piece on this with the Ms Garrison episode.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:54 PM   #90
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I really like to think that I wouldn't. I can't know for sure, but I think I would not immediately freak out.
Your whole fascination and desire to meet Ultra Peanut dealio is making a lot more sense to me now.
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