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View Poll Results: Who should be the 2012 King of the N00bs?
AussieChiefs 13 8.67%
BlackBob 2 1.33%
Chiefsrocka 1 0.67%
Inmem58 16 10.67%
mr. tegu 6 4.00%
No n00b is worthy this year 17 11.33%
okoye35chiefs 0 0%
Prison Bitch 2 1.33%
Simplicity 2 1.33%
Sorter 80 53.33%
Strongside 3 2.00%
Obligatory GAZ option 8 5.33%
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:24 PM  
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Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.
  • All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
  • I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
  • Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.
  • Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
  • if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
  • You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the n00bs nominations:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC.
To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:
Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

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Old 12-04-2012, 06:38 PM   #421
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Old 12-04-2012, 06:44 PM   #422
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Nah. I just want to find and eliminate the worst of the morons before they even get to post.
If it didn't take about 10 minutes to launch my outdated photoshop I'd slap yer face on some Minority Report pics...
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:20 PM   #423
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Question -
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum?
-Because of my situation. I live in Australia, have no connection to Kansas City or the US at all, but love the Chiefs and football. Also my posts are exquisite.


Question -
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable?
Most
-Derrick Thomas
-Tony Gonzalez
-Len Dawson

Least
-A kicker who shall remain unnamed
-Larry Johnson

-Todd Blackledge


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How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)
-I would celebrate by partying ev-ery night and ev-ery day
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:22 PM   #424
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Old 12-04-2012, 11:47 PM   #425
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We are not giving a ****ing job interview. You are not a member of the Academy. You never asked me or anyone else about this very bad idea.

You want to email the n00bs and ask questions fine and dandy, but don't post it in this thread.

You need to give me a reason why I shouldn't just delete your "questionnaire".


Whoa, down boy. My goodness you would've thought i just posted some nudie pics or something.

I thought i would get a little original from the normal King of the noob threads with adding a simple to take, basic questionnaire form for the contestants. You do agree that the questions would be informative for others to read do you not? Like an interview process of sorts.

Lets face it BigRedChief these threads were getting stale. Throw out some bribes and well, that's about it. I say the Academy should strongly consider mixing the game up. Add a Questionnaire form such as i did and let each contestant reply to it. Those that don't by a certain date you drop from the list votes. Kind of a Survivor type approach if the contestant chooses not to participate. (optional)

I have other ideas to consider also. A "talents" thread where the noobs can show off their gif skills or if lacking in that then humor us with their wit and charm like FAX is so good at. Or show off your football or other sports knowledge skills, the gamut is wide open actually.

Go to the poker thread and have them all play against each other and after an hour whoever has the most money is the winner of that contest. (but not the king noob) A mod can be there to participate of course. These are to see what each contestant can do, a dark horse could actually shine if played right. Also people might hold off voting until the contests are over to see how they handled themselves. Of course we can jeer them in the threads for good sport.

I have other ideas. Fun ones i might add but i don't want to give away all my ideas at this time if i am shot down now.
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Old 12-04-2012, 11:51 PM   #426
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I'm surprised that Simplicity hasn't received any love, I stand by my vote for Sorter but I had figured that Simplicity would have had more of a showing. (Assuming there wasn't a meltdown I'm unaware of)
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Old 12-04-2012, 11:56 PM   #427
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I'm surprised that Simplicity hasn't received any love, I stand by my vote for Sorter but I had figured that Simplicity would have had more of a showing. (Assuming there wasn't a meltdown I'm unaware of)


Yeah i thought he was decent from what i remember, maybe he faded off from posting lately i don't know.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:07 AM   #428
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Another contest could be "Caption the gif thread contest" where someone like Sorter (next year) could throw out several gifs and have the contestants caption each one.


Then have a panel of say five impartial but outstanding members of the CP judge which contestant captioned the gifs the best.

Also the panel can judge best answers on the Questionnaire form as well.

What do you think?

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Old 12-05-2012, 12:11 AM   #429
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Whoa, down boy. My goodness you would've thought i just posted some nudie pics or something.

I thought i would get a little original from the normal King of the noob threads with adding a simple to take, basic questionnaire form for the contestants. You do agree that the questions would be informative for others to read do you not? Like an interview process of sorts.

Lets face it BigRedChief these threads were getting stale. Throw out some bribes and well, that's about it. I say the Academy should strongly consider mixing the game up. Add a Questionnaire form such as i did and let each contestant reply to it. Those that don't by a certain date you drop from the list votes. Kind of a Survivor type approach if the contestant chooses not to participate. (optional)

I have other ideas to consider also. A "talents" thread where the noobs can show off their gif skills or if lacking in that then humor us with their wit and charm like FAX is so good at. Or show off your football or other sports knowledge skills, the gamut is wide open actually.

Go to the poker thread and have them all play against each other and after an hour whoever has the most money is the winner of that contest. (but not the king noob) A mod can be there to participate of course. These are to see what each contestant can do, a dark horse could actually shine if played right. Also people might hold off voting until the contests are over to see how they handled themselves. Of course we can jeer them in the threads for good sport.

I have other ideas. Fun ones i might add but i don't want to give away all my ideas at this time if i am shot down now.
Oooh - a coup of the Academy would go a long way towards making one a strong contender for MVP..
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:17 AM   #430
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Oooh - a coup of the Academy would go a long way towards making one a strong contender for MVP..


No, just want to change the game up a bit, well a lot i should say.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:19 AM   #431
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Old 12-05-2012, 05:49 PM   #432
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Whoa, down boy. My goodness you would've thought i just posted some nudie pics or something.

I thought i would get a little original from the normal King of the noob threads with adding a simple to take, basic questionnaire form for the contestants. You do agree that the questions would be informative for others to read do you not? Like an interview process of sorts.

Lets face it BigRedChief these threads were getting stale. Throw out some bribes and well, that's about it. I say the Academy should strongly consider mixing the game up. Add a Questionnaire form such as i did and let each contestant reply to it. Those that don't by a certain date you drop from the list votes. Kind of a Survivor type approach if the contestant chooses not to participate. (optional)

I have other ideas to consider also. A "talents" thread where the noobs can show off their gif skills or if lacking in that then humor us with their wit and charm like FAX is so good at. Or show off your football or other sports knowledge skills, the gamut is wide open actually.

Go to the poker thread and have them all play against each other and after an hour whoever has the most money is the winner of that contest. (but not the king noob) A mod can be there to participate of course. These are to see what each contestant can do, a dark horse could actually shine if played right. Also people might hold off voting until the contests are over to see how they handled themselves. Of course we can jeer them in the threads for good sport.

I have other ideas. Fun ones i might add but i don't want to give away all my ideas at this time if i am shot down now.
I kind of like this. Add a little spice to the hazing.
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