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Old 08-31-2012, 07:24 PM  
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"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 12-06-2012, 12:12 AM   #946
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there really isn't anything good about God. It's all about fear.
That depends upon your concept of God.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:42 AM   #947
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I've stumbled across a possible meaning that is much deeper and more poetic:

AR 333. Verse 13. And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, signifies the dispersion of all the knowledges of good and truth. That "stars" signify the knowledges of good and truth, may be seen in (n. 51); that "to fall from heaven to earth" means to be dispersed, is evident; in the spiritual world, also, stars appear to fall from heaven to the earth there, when the knowledges of good and truth perish.
Thank you for the help. Now I'm stuck on why God writes something other than what he means. If God meant "fallen angels" or "dispersion of good & truth," why didn't He just write that instead of "stars?" Who are we to tell God what He means when He writes a word? The Almighty writes an Infallible Word like "stars" and we tell Him He really meant something else. I wouldn't presume to correct His writing....
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:46 AM   #948
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Thank you for the help. Now I'm stuck on why God writes something other than what he means. If God meant "fallen angels" or "dispersion of good & truth," why didn't He just write that instead of "stars?" Who are we to tell God what He means when He writes a word? The Almighty writes an Infallible Word like "stars" and we tell Him He really meant something else. I wouldn't presume to correct His writing....
Why did Jesus speak in parables? It is not given for some to understand, God DOES send strong delusion to those whom have their minds made up. If one approaches GOD mockingly, ye shall receive your just reward.
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:08 AM   #949
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Why did Jesus speak in parables? It is not given for some to understand, God DOES send strong delusion to those whom have their minds made up.
I get it now.... Luke 8:10 "To you it has been given to know the mysteries of the kingdom of God, but to the rest it is given in parables

Isaiah 6:9 'Seeing they may not see, And hearing they may not understand.' "

Its His intention that I do not understand! Works good. But I have lotsa company.... Matthew 7:14 "While narrow is the road to eternal life and only a few will find it." The many are intentionally deluded, only a few actually get the reward.

I wonder how many of the zillions of Christians believe that they will be one of the few? Unless those quotes are actually parables & they really mean something other than what they say.....
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Old 12-06-2012, 08:01 AM   #950
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I get it now.... Luke 8:10 "To you it has been given to know the mysteries of the kingdom of God, but to the rest it is given in parables

Isaiah 6:9 'Seeing they may not see, And hearing they may not understand.' "

Its His intention that I do not understand! Works good. But I have lotsa company.... Matthew 7:14 "While narrow is the road to eternal life and only a few will find it." The many are intentionally deluded, only a few actually get the reward.

I wonder how many of the zillions of Christians believe that they will be one of the few? Unless those quotes are actually parables & they really mean something other than what they say.....
Oh it's easy to delude ones self into thinking you're on the right path, however the Holy Spirit will guide you and should be ignored at ones own peril.
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Old 12-06-2012, 08:59 AM   #951
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Oh it's easy to delude ones self into thinking you're on the right path, however the Holy Spirit will guide you and should be ignored at ones own peril.
Is the holy spirit one of those monotheistic gods or are we at a point we can just go ahead and call it tritheistic?
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:25 AM   #952
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Thank you for the help. Now I'm stuck on why God writes something other than what he means. If God meant "fallen angels" or "dispersion of good & truth," why didn't He just write that instead of "stars?" Who are we to tell God what He means when He writes a word? The Almighty writes an Infallible Word like "stars" and we tell Him He really meant something else. I wouldn't presume to correct His writing....
It's in Revelations. I assume that it is written as John of Patmos' attempt to explain visions and insights that he felt were important.
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:59 AM   #953
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I'm pretty sure blaise has this framed on his wall somewhere lol

spoiler cause there is a 4 letter word and I'd hate to butt hurt anyone.

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Old 12-06-2012, 12:22 PM   #954
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I'm pretty sure blaise has this framed on his wall somewhere lol

spoiler cause there is a 4 letter word and I'd hate to butt hurt anyone.

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You keep trying, sport. Someday you'll post something interesting or original.

I especially like people who aren't 13 year old girls typing, "lol".
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:24 PM   #955
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Just for the record, bump. I'm not offended by your atheism. I'm offended because you're boring. That's a far greater sin.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:23 PM   #956
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Oh it's easy to delude ones self into thinking you're on the right path
I know! 75% of Americans believe that they will go to heaven, but God has told us that only a few will get in. If God is right (His claim may just be a parable and He means something other than what He said), then many of you are deluding yourselves. You actually think that God is going to let you be one of the lucky few? Most will be all gussied up for the Pearly Gates only to learn instead that their flesh will be torn from their bodies as lava is poured into their eye sockets. For eternity. Are you one of the most who will suffer eternal torture, or one of the few chosen to enjoy eternal bliss?

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It's in Revelations. I assume that it is written as John of Patmos' attempt to explain visions and insights that he felt were important.
I went to Patmos & visited the place where John wrote the book of Rev. Coolest dang cave in town! Great view, desk of stone jutting out from the wall. Very inspiring.


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I think blaise is a really good guy and anyone that chooses that handle is OK in my book. I'm not quite sure why he's white knighting the religious because I don't actually think he believes in religion, he isn't silly enough to believe it. At least thats my take maybe I'm wrong.

And in the interest of not getting cross threaded once again, I'm fine with you making any comment you'd like Mr. Pascal.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s

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I know! 75% of Americans believe that they will go to heaven, but God has told us that only a few will get in. If God is right (His claim may just be a parable and He means something other than what He said), then many of you are deluding yourselves. You actually think that God is going to let you be one of the lucky few? Most will be all gussied up for the Pearly Gates only to learn instead that their flesh will be torn from their bodies as lava is poured into their eye sockets. For eternity. Are you one of the most who will suffer eternal torture, or one of the few chosen to enjoy eternal bliss?



I went to Patmos & visited the place where John wrote the book of Rev. Coolest dang cave in town! Great view, desk of stone jutting out from the wall. Very inspiring.

You know its so interesting how they found all these places 100s of years after the fact. Its like they were physic or something.
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You know its so interesting how they found all these places 100s of years after the fact. Its like they were physic or something.
It's a pretty small island. From what I understand there are many caves though. But there are details in old texts about the location. It's probably not that hard to settle on one of them.
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It's a pretty small island. From what I understand there are many caves though. But there are details in old texts about the location. It's probably not that hard to settle on one of them.
Dude you and I both no it was the first guy to say: "Hey I got this cave, I'm on Patmos, crap I got to get this done before anyone else does."
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