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Old 12-09-2012, 10:41 AM  
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Thinking about getting an escort

Anyone ever done it before?

I might use backpages(cheaper escorts) or Eros(more expensive but higher quality but I'm not sure

I know its pretty sleazy but I'm a single guy in his late 20s just looking for a little companionship tonight.
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Old 12-09-2012, 05:16 PM   #61
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Yes, I use escorts frequently and they are 20-35 years old and very hot.

Costs me $300 per hour plus a tip of $50-$75

Do NOT use Backpage. Use http://www.eros-kansascity.com/ but be very careful of a posting for $200 an hour of a woman who looks like a Playboy model and it is either a cop or bait n switch.

I use an agency here in DC and get great women.
http://blueflamemodels.com/models/

Hope that helps.
Always wondered if you tipped them or not.
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Old 12-09-2012, 05:17 PM   #62
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Old 12-09-2012, 05:18 PM   #63
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Always wondered if you tipped them or not.
Why do you think they put that big jar with the dollar bills out on the nightstand?
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Old 12-09-2012, 05:23 PM   #64
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Always wondered if you tipped them or not.
Why stop at the tip?
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Old 12-09-2012, 05:33 PM   #65
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If prostitution were legal... would men want to ever get married?

If you get a divorce, the woman gets 1/2 of your belongings... if your marriage succeeds, they get 100% when you die.

The ROI analysis of prostitute vs. wife.

You get married, you buy a nice house, get you and your wife a car... have kids... pay for all of the kids shit until they are early-20s... pay for college... etc.

You are talking 750k-$1.5 million in expenses, if you get a wife and kids.

From this thread, I gather that a hooker every couple of weeks or so, would only cost about $500-600 a month?? or around $6k-7.5k per year...

You could live 100 years and still save money, if you had 2 hookers per month instead of the wife and kids. LOL.

Hookanomics, this really needs to be analyzed by Rain Man Inc. to fully understand to scope.
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Old 12-09-2012, 05:34 PM   #66
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Old 12-09-2012, 05:54 PM   #67
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I've never paid for pussy. .
Have you ever taked a girl out on a date? If so, you've paid for pussy. Taking a girl out to eat is paying for pussy.

And as far as the escort goes, still haven't decided on it. I've been too busy watching football all day but I'm gonna have to get around to it.
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Old 12-09-2012, 09:24 PM   #68
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I've never paid for pussy. It wouldn't even be fun for me to pay, even if she's hot. I like to get the women to want it more than me. It's like an obsession of mine. If they aren't hot and wanting it, I'm not really turned on. Knowing they are only ****ing me for money wouldn't turn me on at all.
But seriously, how hard is it to prove you can pick up a chick? It's not hard if you look halfway normal and aren't scared to talk to them. People I know who use escorts are paying for the convenience of not having to spend the time getting around the bases.
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Old 12-09-2012, 09:28 PM   #69
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If prostitution were legal... would men want to ever get married?

If you get a divorce, the woman gets 1/2 of your belongings... if your marriage succeeds, they get 100% when you die.

The ROI analysis of prostitute vs. wife.

You get married, you buy a nice house, get you and your wife a car... have kids... pay for all of the kids shit until they are early-20s... pay for college... etc.

You are talking 750k-$1.5 million in expenses, if you get a wife and kids.

From this thread, I gather that a hooker every couple of weeks or so, would only cost about $500-600 a month?? or around $6k-7.5k per year...

You could live 100 years and still save money, if you had 2 hookers per month instead of the wife and kids. LOL.

Hookanomics, this really needs to be analyzed by Rain Man Inc. to fully understand to scope.
This is great in theory. Works till the dick falls off
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Old 12-09-2012, 09:58 PM   #70
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Have you ever taked a girl out on a date? If so, you've paid for pussy. Taking a girl out to eat is paying for pussy.
I pointed this out to a female I thought could handle the truth one morning.

I'll never forget it, or do it again.
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:10 PM   #71
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Old 12-09-2012, 11:23 PM   #72
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Old 12-10-2012, 09:26 AM   #75
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If prostitution were legal... would men want to ever get married?

If you get a divorce, the woman gets 1/2 of your belongings... if your marriage succeeds, they get 100% when you die.

The ROI analysis of prostitute vs. wife.

You get married, you buy a nice house, get you and your wife a car... have kids... pay for all of the kids shit until they are early-20s... pay for college... etc.

You are talking 750k-$1.5 million in expenses, if you get a wife and kids.

From this thread, I gather that a hooker every couple of weeks or so, would only cost about $500-600 a month?? or around $6k-7.5k per year...

You could live 100 years and still save money, if you had 2 hookers per month instead of the wife and kids. LOL.

Hookanomics, this really needs to be analyzed by Rain Man Inc. to fully understand to scope.
The wife brings home as much money as I do, and she will probably surpass me soon. Also I enjoy being with my wife.
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