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Old 08-31-2012, 07:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 12-11-2012, 03:42 PM   #1126
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Do you believe that this works for you, to ask a supreme being for clarity rather than trying to achieve it yourself?
I believe it can work, if you let it. Now if you go in already knowing the answer you wanted all along GOD will send you strong delusion and let you believe in a lie.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:42 PM   #1127
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Please GOD don't let me be deceived today...
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:43 PM   #1128
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Have you ever tried prayer? If so what did you ask for? If you ask GOD for something he may decide you need just the opposite and you won't see it as the blessing it was when first asked.
So if you don't get what you want, then what's the point of prayer? If God is going to give you what you need, instead of what you ask for, then what's the purpose?

How many people with missing limbs, have prayed and had those limbs restored? Surely a couple of those were answered right? Why not?
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:43 PM   #1129
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I believe it can work, if you let it. Now if you go in already knowing the answer you wanted all along GOD will send you strong delusion and let you believe in a lie.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:43 PM   #1130
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I believe it can work, if you let it. Now if you go in already knowing the answer you wanted all along GOD will send you strong delusion and let you believe in a lie.


So then, using your system, you don't actually have to think about anything at all. Is that correct?
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:44 PM   #1131
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Why would I ask for assistance from an entity that I do not believe exists?
Well you did ask me if it helped. Typically it takes a very bad situation before most will fall on their knees and pray to GOD for something.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:47 PM   #1132
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So if you don't get what you want, then what's the point of prayer? If God is going to give you what you need, instead of what you ask for, then what's the purpose?

How many people with missing limbs, have prayed and had those limbs restored? Surely a couple of those were answered right? Why not?
He will listen, and tends to pay more attention to you when you talk to him. Sure people can have limbs restored through surgery. It's like the guy who said I was stranded on a deserted island and prayed for help and you let me die.

Lord why didn't you save me?

Well I sent 4 boats after you, why didn't you get on one of them?

They didn't feel right to me.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:49 PM   #1133
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Who cares?

If I don't believe, why does it matter?
...asking a question you don't want an answer to again?

if you don't believe, run with that...but to those who do beleive, it matters a great deal..and that's your problem, not mine.
I'm not here to convert you...not my job....couldn't if I wanted to.


and after all ...it's your choice.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:50 PM   #1134
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So if you don't get what you want, then what's the point of prayer?
He just wants to hear you beg
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:51 PM   #1135
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He just wants to hear you beg
I've heard that a lap dance is always better when the stripper's crying. Could have something to do with it.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:52 PM   #1136
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He will listen, and tends to pay more attention to you when you talk to him. Sure people can have limbs restored through surgery. It's like the guy who said I was stranded on a deserted island and prayed for help and you let me die.

Lord why didn't you save me?

Well I sent 4 boats after you, why didn't you get on one of them?

They didn't feel right to me.
He tends to pay more attention when you talk to him? Why would an omnipotent creator be inattentive? Did you just make that up?

And yes, people certainly restore limbs through scientific medicine. Why hasn't it ever happened through prayer?
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So if you don't get what you want, then what's the point of prayer? If God is going to give you what you need, instead of what you ask for, then what's the purpose?
putiing God in a box again? easy to do, from our perspective...

sometimes the answer is yes, sometimes no, sometimes you have to wait.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:54 PM   #1138
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I believe it can work, if you let it. Now if you go in already knowing the answer you wanted all along GOD will send you strong delusion and let you believe in a lie.
Sounds like a great guy.
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:01 PM   #1139
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Well you did ask me if it helped. Typically it takes a very bad situation before most will fall on their knees and pray to GOD for something.
Shouldn't that serve as a small indication of why humans feel the need for religion?
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and after all ...it's your choice.
But is that really true? Can Dave just choose to Believe?
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