Prayer Request so i got a ****ing horse - Page 3

MOhillbilly · 12-13-2012, 09:11 PM

And the horse ****ing sucks.

Spoiled little mother****er.

And I got a cat. Goddamn thing claws my ass every time I sit on a milk crate.
I hate cats. But I saved the bastard from my dog...wait for it.....

Twice.

seclark · 12-14-2012, 08:27 AM

at this thread.
i understand the horse deal...had to go through it myself when the kids were little. i hated that nag. wife and kids could climb all over her, but whenever i got near her she'd bite, kick, buck, etc. took 2 or 3 years before they all got bored w/her so i sent her on her merry ****in way.

as for the cat, you live in the country...you now how to deal w/it.
hahaha
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boogblaster · 12-14-2012, 09:08 AM

horses are easier to stump break ... enjoy .....

ndws · 12-14-2012, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

Time for horsey horse to play on the interstate?

Seriously. Dump it. Now. Whatever loss you take will easily be made up in hay savings.

Oh. And the cat needs to meet Mr. Coyote. And by Mr Coyote I mean Mr. Plinker. And by Mr Plinker I mean your .22. And by meet I mean get shot by.

But yeah. Tell them it was a Coyote.

Sure its about a buck a shot, but the 270 is MUCH more satisfying. So I've heard.

BIG_DADDY · 12-14-2012, 09:36 AM

You crack me up dude.

BigOlChiefsfan · 12-14-2012, 10:26 AM

Start carrying a carrot in your front pants pocket when you go to the barn. Horses like a carrot, pony will come around. And meanwhile...you could get a better reputation with the ladies. "Shoot, looks like MOhillbilly be packing! His woman be lucky!" And by the time they find out different, it's too late. Win win.

There ain't no way to accomodate an asshole cat. If it's catching mice, or the kids like it, just toughen up. Otherwise, go catfishing.

ndws · 12-14-2012, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BigOlChiefsfan

Start carrying a carrot in your front pants pocket when you go to the barn. Horses like a carrot, pony will come around. And meanwhile...you could get a better reputation with the ladies. "Shoot, looks like MOhillbilly be packing! His woman be lucky!" And by the time they find out different, it's too late. Win win.

There ain't no way to accomodate an asshole cat. If it's catching mice, or the kids like it, just toughen up. Otherwise, go catfishing.

If you want a bribe, go with a peppermint candy or even a can of cheap beer. I've raised alot of horses in my life and the number of them that wouldn't take a carrot, but would a candy, always surprised me.

**bevischief** · 12-14-2012, 10:30 AM

Antifreeze. This place is slipping.

Bump · 12-14-2012, 10:32 AM

I had a couple of horses growing up on a ranch. The ****ing bitch killed my dog and then tried to kill me by taking off full gallop or sprint or whatever, right under a tree. I had to jump off or the tree limb would have met my face.

rageeumr · 12-14-2012, 10:40 AM

Does the horse look like this?

ndws · 12-14-2012, 10:45 AM

Sell that horse to Eric Berry

durtyrute · 12-14-2012, 10:48 AM

Everytime i see the title of this thread, I read it as "So, I'm ****ing a horse"

true story

**Iowanian** · 12-14-2012, 10:49 AM

I too am the proud owner of a wonder-pony.

If that thing gets hit by lightening, some tears will be shed, but mine will be joy.

Biting sonnabitch is lucky I feed it.

ndws · 12-14-2012, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I too am the proud owner of a wonder-pony.

If that thing gets hit by lightening, some tears will be shed, but mine will be joy.

Biting sonnabitch is lucky I feed it.

An old timer once told me to boil a potato, and while its still nuclear hot, wrap your arm in cloth and place the potato there, in a presentable manner for the little bastard to take a bite of. He'll think twice again. Old timers dont always have the most PC methods, but they sure seem to be damn effective.

seclark · 12-14-2012, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ndws

An old timer once told me to boil a potato, and while its still nuclear hot, wrap your arm in cloth and place the potato there, in a presentable manner for the little bastard to take a bite of. He'll think twice again. Old timers dont always have the most PC methods, but they sure seem to be damn effective.

nice. and you're also correct on the beer. i'd have to give 3cans before i could get a saddle on her.
only rode her once, and that was when i bought her...on the way home, across the river.
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12-13-2012, 09:11 PM
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $7629209	so i got a ing horse And the horse **ing sucks. Spoiled little mother**er. And I got a cat. Goddamn thing claws my ass every time I sit on a milk crate. I hate cats. But I saved the bastard from my dog...wait for it..... Twice.
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12-14-2012, 08:27 AM	#31
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $352	at this thread. i understand the horse deal...had to go through it myself when the kids were little. i hated that nag. wife and kids could climb all over her, but whenever i got near her she'd bite, kick, buck, etc. took 2 or 3 years before they all got bored w/her so i sent her on her merry ****in way. as for the cat, you live in the country...you now how to deal w/it. hahaha sec __________________ "Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj
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12-14-2012, 09:08 AM	#32
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12-14-2012, 09:36 AM	#34
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12-14-2012, 10:26 AM	#35
BigOlChiefsfan Certified Bourbon taster Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $50008152	Start carrying a carrot in your front pants pocket when you go to the barn. Horses like a carrot, pony will come around. And meanwhile...you could get a better reputation with the ladies. "Shoot, looks like MOhillbilly be packing! His woman be lucky!" And by the time they find out different, it's too late. Win win. There ain't no way to accomodate an asshole cat. If it's catching mice, or the kids like it, just toughen up. Otherwise, go catfishing. __________________ A man can never own too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. -- R. Kipling Last edited by BigOlChiefsfan; 12-14-2012 at 10:27 AM.. Reason: cause I done f*ed up
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12-14-2012, 10:30 AM	#37
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fargo Casino cash: $18265156	Antifreeze. This place is slipping. __________________ Lex and Terry listen to it! http://lexandterry.com/ "The republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president." unknown Corporation Nation watch it. The Exploding Autoimmune Epidemic by Dr Trent watch it. Dr Mary's Monkey watch it.
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12-14-2012, 10:32 AM	#38
Bump Legalize It Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Boston sucks :( Casino cash: $53108	I had a couple of horses growing up on a ranch. The ****ing bitch killed my dog and then tried to kill me by taking off full gallop or sprint or whatever, right under a tree. I had to jump off or the tree limb would have met my face. __________________ Marijuana is only illegal because it helps
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12-14-2012, 10:40 AM	#39
rageeumr Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Oooooooooolathe Casino cash: $304958	Does the horse look like this?
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12-14-2012, 10:45 AM	#40
ndws Starter Join Date: Oct 2012 Casino cash: $4963	Sell that horse to Eric Berry
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12-14-2012, 10:48 AM	#41
durtyrute Sho nuff Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Chieftown USA Casino cash: $990977	Everytime i see the title of this thread, I read it as "So, I'm ****ing a horse" true story __________________ Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?
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12-14-2012, 10:49 AM	#42
Iowanian Hey Jack! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Jolly Barnyard Casino cash: $417283	I too am the proud owner of a wonder-pony. If that thing gets hit by lightening, some tears will be shed, but mine will be joy. Biting sonnabitch is lucky I feed it. __________________ "Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is silver"
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