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Old 12-16-2012, 10:10 AM  
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A day in the life of an American Badass

In the background the TV is playing the latest episode of Doomsday Preppers, our hero R8ers is paying little attention as it is on DVR and he has already memorized every move and every line. His attention is on the mirror in front of him as he practices his quick draw. A voice rings out from the other room (honey we are out of milk) he cringes and shakes his head...another unscheduled supply run.

He quickly decides which alternate route he will take because only a moonbat libtard falls into a routine. He tucks in his "Free American Badass George Zimmerman" T-shirt and heads to the store. He scans the area as he drives aware that danger looms everywhere...you just never know when an American Badass might have to jump into action! He quickly determines that the lady pushing the stroller indeed has a baby in it. He thinks to himself a person could load quite a few weapons in a stroller and the Mall is just around the corner. This is the type of awareness moonbat libtards lack!

He pulls in the store parking lot, jumps out of his camouflage 4x4 truck and briskly enters the store. In no time at all he spots suspicious activity! He yells (what are you doing?) hand on holster. The startled child turns around and says (just reaching for a candy bar sir) R8ers replies (that is fine and dandy, just keep those hands where I can see them and don't make any sudden movements!) He walks backwards to the cooler thinking you never turn your back to the door! Only moonbats and libtards would do something that silly. He completes the purchase and returns to his truck taking just a second to admire the recently installed lift kit.

The drive home is uneventful and he is some what disappointed that there is simply nothing for an American Badass to do. Just as this starts to ruin his mood he remembers there is a Charles Bronson Death Wish marathon on tonight!!! His spirits are raised. He also has moonbat libtards to battle on the internet. An American Badasses work is never done!
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:15 AM   #2
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Shut the **** up about your petty homoRaider squabbles.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:15 AM   #3
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Shut the **** up about your petty homoRaider squabbles.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:29 AM   #4
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:31 AM   #5
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RedNeckRaider, you need to cool down your hostility and personal attack threads. It says more about you than the people you go after.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:32 AM   #6
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