Its Time For a CP House Cleaning.

[BossChief]

Guys, its a foregone conclusion that "the quarterback that shall remain nameless" will never see the field again as a Chief and will be gone after this season.

I have but one request.

Can we PLEASE do away with the quotes about him in sigs....the bobbleheads in avatars and any other way of having a constant reminder of that shitstick ever having put on a red and gold jersey?

Thanks in advance!

[burt]

Shut up n00b......

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

Ok so we have literally like 4 dozen references to chocolate PENISES every day and the part you have a problem with is the "chocolate" part?

Chocolate penises? In regard to our franchise quarterback or something else? Honestly, I don't read most of what other people write.

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by SNR

I suppose if there were a white QB worth a flying **** in this draft we could use "white chocolate" to describe him.

But there isn't, so we have to use straight-up chocolate.

Sorry, that's just the way the ball bounces.

Rape was already taken so we had no choice.

[Detoxing]

I was actually just thinking something similar. It's time for me to ditch this ugly sig and avatar. It's so depressing. Maybe I'll go with sunshine and rainbows.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by the Talking Can

yes, you can turn off sigs and avatars in your control panel

'Tis a blessing.

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

I was actually just thinking something similar. It's time for me to ditch this ugly sig and avatar. It's so depressing. Maybe I'll go with sunshine and rainbows.

How about something with black holes?

[KCUnited]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

While we're at it, can we please not use "Chocolate..." in regards to our new quarterback? It seems quite tacky, and we want to make a good impression with him when he arrives. I cringe every time I see that term.

I'm assuming there's no back story to this that I don't know about, of course.

Yep, latté facepalms every time I see it.

[SNR]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Chocolate penises? In regard to our franchise quarterback or something else? Honestly, I don't read most of what other people write.

He goes by many names.

Also, somebody already flagged a complaint at the Chocolate Dick monikers. GoChiefs is responding by using a Chocolate Dick name two times for every time they DON'T use the Chocolate Dick name.

You best watch yourself. And embrace the penis-centric language, I guess.

[Detoxing]

Originally Posted by bevischief

How about something with black holes?

Or chocolatey Penis?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by bevischief

Rape was already taken so we had no choice.

That would have been a good one. Roethlisberger isn't using the nickname right, but it's his.

[Dayze]

Long Dong Geno
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[ChiefsNow]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

While we're at it, can we please not use "Chocolate..." in regards to our new quarterback? It seems quite tacky, and we want to make a good impression with him when he arrives. I cringe every time I see that term.

I'm assuming there's no back story to this that I don't know about, of course.

^this ^x eleventy billion

[Rain Man]

We could do something related to coal since he's a West Virginian, but that could head south pretty quickly. What does West Virginia offer other than coal and hillbillies? (I say that as a native of the Ozarks, so no offense on the hillbilly thing.)

They've got a secret presidential headquarters. Anything we can do with that? And John Denver wrote a song about them. They have some small mountains.

Wait - is the Monongahela River there? That's got a ring to it.

C'mon, people. Think!

[Dayze]

Appalachian Assassin

[SNR]

He's actually from Miami, though.

"The REAL talent from South Beach"