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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Woman: We favor unreasonably huge subsidies to the Brain Slug Planet.
Fry: OK, but what are the Brain Slugs who control you gonna do for the working man? Woman: Attach Brain Slugs to them. Fry: Sure, you say that now! |
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Black for Palestine
Join Date: Oct 2006
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*Fry's head is sown onto Amy's body*
Fry: With this new body, I should be attracting all kinds of women. Amy: With my body, I think you'll only be attracting one kind of women. Fry: Oooohhhh? *thinks* Oh. |
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Veteran
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<--- "That's the best thing I ever saw! "
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Kipp - I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies~
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Black for Palestine
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Zoidberg: The President is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honor!
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Fresher than a mother****er
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Are you crazy? I can't swallow that.
Then good news. It's a suppository. |
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Black for Palestine
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Conan O'Brien: I may have lost my freakishly long legs, but I have something you'll never have: A SOUL.
Bender: Meh. Conan: AND FRECKLES. Bender: *sobs relentlessly* |
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Black for Palestine
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I can wire anything into anything. *raises palm to the heavens* I'M THE PROFESSOR.
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The answer to our Brayers!!
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Black for Palestine
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Attila the Hun: Stop! No shoot fire-stick in space canoe! Most explosive decompression!
Zapp, holding a lazer: Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun. *begins firing* |
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Hey wanna fight!
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William Shatner: [Singing in his trademark style] I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Slim Shady. All you other Slim Shadies are immitatin'. So, would the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up.
Walter Koenig: How can anyone do a spoken word version of a rap song? Melllvar: He found a way.
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I'm the renegade of funk Go kansas city. Our coach hate you. adopt a chiefs Ryan Succop |
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<--- Fine, I've got a toast. To Captain Bender, he's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!
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Zap
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Black for Palestine
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Fry: Hey, what are these rings in Nibbler's fang?
Vet: Hmm. I'm still a little woozy from a gazelle kick this morning, but if he's anything like the common tree, the rings might indicate his age. Fry: Hehe, yeah, well. Good luck. It'd take some kind of genius to count all those rings. Vet: [looking at Nibbler's tooth for a split-second] He's 5. |
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