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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 12-29-2012, 10:44 AM   #1411
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:47 AM   #1412
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If you are interested that God exists consider this:
http://www.everystudent.com/features/isthere.html
That proves nothing.

You know what leads me to believe god does NOT exist?

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Old 12-29-2012, 10:52 AM   #1413
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That proves nothing.

You know what leads me to believe god does NOT exist?

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Why is that? if anything that proves Evil does exist beyond a shadow of a doubt. Poster child for demonic possession.
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:57 AM   #1414
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Why is that? if anything that proves Evil does exist beyond a shadow of a doubt. Poster child for demonic possession.
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You'll never convince me otherwise.

If god is supposed to be watching over us and he is omnipresent, why let such a tragedy happen?
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:59 AM   #1415
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You'll never convince me otherwise.

If god is supposed to be watching over us and he is omnipresent, why let such a tragedy happen?
If you read the New Testament you would know he stated he would leave us to our own devices until the world is thoroughly leavened at which time will be the return of Christ. He won't be in such a good mood when he comes back. I know it's hard to grasp but this life is just a tiny pitstop to where our eternal reward lies.
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Old 12-29-2012, 11:10 AM   #1416
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You'll never convince me otherwise.

If god is supposed to be watching over us and he is omnipresent, why let such a tragedy happen?
That doesn't fit the script, not his fault. Although watch when something good happens, they trip over themselves giving him praise and credit~
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Old 12-29-2012, 11:13 AM   #1417
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That doesn't fit the script, not his fault. Although watch when something good happens, they trip over themselves giving him praise and credit~
This is the best that man can do, I would rather look up to the creator than some random schmo that has some good and bad qualities.
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Old 12-29-2012, 11:17 AM   #1418
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This is the best that man can do, I would rather look up to the creator than some random schmo that has some good and bad qualities.
Whatever makes your world work. I do not hold beliefs of magic kingdoms and magic men rewarding or punishing mankind~
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Old 12-29-2012, 11:35 AM   #1419
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Whatever makes your world work. I do not hold beliefs of magic kingdoms and magic men rewarding or punishing mankind~
Magic kingdom is real, it's in Disney world and is a lot of fun. I'll be returning back there next year.
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Old 12-29-2012, 11:42 AM   #1420
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If you read the New Testament you would know he stated he would leave us to our own devices until the world is thoroughly leavened at which time will be the return of Christ. He won't be in such a good mood when he comes back. I know it's hard to grasp but this life is just a tiny pitstop to where our eternal reward lies.
Why wouldn't he be in a good mood? He gave man free will, and man exercised that free will. Now God is angry that his creations did what he created them to do? That's too illogical for me to believe. It would be like me telling my daughter to go to her room and do whatever she wants, as long as she doesn't kill anybody. Then go to her room and spank her butt because there are toys on the floor.

And the last sentence is one of the most dangerous attributes of religion in my opinion. Don't worry about how shitty life is, because magical utopia is just around the corner. It causes people to under appreciate the only life we know we have, and put all their focus on another life in which there is zero evidence for.

Ancient Egyptians used to think that when people died, their soul was weighed on a scale and compared to the weight of a feather. And bad people were devoured by a giant crocodile monster God, while good people got to take their worldly possessions with them to the wondrous utopia of the Happy Fields, where they would be united with Osiris to enjoy an eternity of bliss. They believed the mortal body had to be preserved after death for the soul to exist, and required offerings of food and drink in their tombs. All that sounds rather absurd in today's times. Likely no different than current religious beliefs will be viewed at some time in the future. Just as you look at these ancient Egyptian beliefs as silly, so will future generations see your current beliefs.
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Old 12-29-2012, 11:47 AM   #1421
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Why wouldn't he be in a good mood? He gave man free will, and man exercised that free will. Now God is angry that his creations did what he created them to do? That's too illogical for me to believe. It would be like me telling my daughter to go to her room and do whatever she wants, as long as she doesn't kill anybody. Then go to her room and spank her butt because there are toys on the floor.

And the last sentence is one of the most dangerous attributes of religion in my opinion. Don't worry about how shitty life is, because magical utopia is just around the corner. It causes people to under appreciate the only life we know we have, and put all their focus on another life in which there is zero evidence for.

Ancient Egyptians used to think that when people died, their soul was weighed on a scale and compared to the weight of a feather. And bad people were devoured by a giant crocodile monster God, while good people got to take their worldly possessions with them to the wondrous utopia of the Happy Fields, where they would be united with Osiris to enjoy an eternity of bliss. They believed the mortal body had to be preserved after death for the soul to exist, and required offerings of food and drink in their tombs. All that sounds rather absurd in today's times. Likely no different than current religious beliefs will be viewed at some time in the future. Just as you look at these ancient Egyptian beliefs as silly, so will future generations see your current beliefs.
We are not robots, we are not programmed. I'm well aware of the Devils corruption of Gods word under other Deities. Satan was with GOD when he hung the planets and we know angels were created higher than man, So why is it surprising that Satan would try to corrupt us? We have a hearing problem and it gets worse over time, kind of like the laws of physics as things get progressively worse.
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Old 12-29-2012, 12:17 PM   #1422
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We are not robots, we are not programmed. I'm well aware of the Devils corruption of Gods word under other Deities. Satan was with GOD when he hung the planets and we know angels were created higher than man, So why is it surprising that Satan would try to corrupt us? We have a hearing problem and it gets worse over time, kind of like the laws of physics as things get progressively worse.
Yes, another supernatural being had to be created to blame all the really really bad things on. That explains everything I suppose...
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Old 12-29-2012, 03:10 PM   #1423
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Yes, another supernatural being had to be created to blame all the really really bad things on. That explains everything I suppose...
The scientific explanation is shit happens right?
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Yes, another supernatural being had to be created to blame all the really really bad things on. That explains everything I suppose...
incorrect....not only did Satan fall from grace, he can't make you do anything, nor can he create.... he's anti-creation...he doesn't care if you believe in him, in fact he'd rather you didn't....it's win/win for him.
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The scientific explanation is shit happens right?
Yes, it would appear that bad things happen completely randomly. If that were not the case, there would be an observable pattern showing good Christian people being rewarded with positive events. But if you look at data, Christian people don't experience better results in life. And atheists and other godless heathens don't experience worse results in life.
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