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Old 12-29-2012, 02:43 PM  
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WTF ... The dreaded Sneeze/Shart

Holiday inevitably leads to catching a cold from being around all the extra people.

I've been coming down with the sniffles and sneezing a lot.

I'm sitting on the side of my bed and feel the sneeze coming. At this point, sneezing feels good so i let it come.

ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo .... let a huge sneeze fly


I immediately know that something is wrong and clamp the butt cheeks closed.

Dam ... that sneeze/fart sounded and felt way too wet.

Waddle to the toilet and let it go ... nothing but brown water. Not diarrhea ... literally brown water.

Then i look down and see this wet spot on my underwear. ****!!

Then i see the same on my sweat pants. Holy ****!!

I take them off and go back to bedroom to get new clothing and another dam spot on the bed sheets.

What the ****ing hell ... i'm blowing a water spout out of my ass.




am i dying?
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Old 12-29-2012, 04:48 PM   #16
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Old 12-29-2012, 04:51 PM   #17
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When it happens to me, its usually because i'm trying to fart and get more than i expected, this is usually after a night of drinking.
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Old 12-29-2012, 04:58 PM   #18
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:02 PM   #19
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:06 PM   #20
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:13 PM   #21
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:15 PM   #22
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Just did this very thing about 2 1/2 weeks ago after a hard night drinking. And i was 40 miles from home. **** my life.
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:17 PM   #23
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I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit from this damn cold.
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:22 PM   #24
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:30 PM   #25
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am i dying?
I don't know but you're killin me!!!
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:51 PM   #26
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1. Never pass a restroom without using it.
2. Never waste an erection.
3. Never trust a fart.

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Old 12-29-2012, 05:57 PM   #27
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Old 12-29-2012, 06:27 PM   #28
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Old 12-29-2012, 06:35 PM   #29
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Old 12-29-2012, 06:52 PM   #30
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