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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists
Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:59 PM   #1441
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Your bad, I could honestly give a shit what you want to believe.
how Christian of you~
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:06 PM   #1442
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I really don't envy you.
I'll share something with the class.....

When I was like 6 or 7, my neighbors (whose kids babysat me all the time) took me to church with them. It was a baptist church of some type or another, I really don't remember precisely. I do remember the pastor asking for volunteers to come up to the front and "feel Jesus walk into their hearts!!!". These people volunteered me to go up since I was new to their services, so I went. The guy puts both his hands on my shoulders and asks if I "....feel the love of Jesus entering my heart as I stood there". I looked around, felt nothing, and told him no. He gets visibly flustered, gets a weird look on his face, grabs both shoulders and starts to shake me hard enough to whip my head back and forth, yelling "DON'T YOU FEEL THE LOVE OF JESUS IN YOUR HEART???!!!" At that point, of course I say "Yes! Yes!" He stops, looks at me and smiles, and says "I knew you would", and sends me back to my seat. Even at that age, when I didn't know shit about ****, I openly wondered why he was trying to force me to "believe" in what he was saying. Obviously, that incident formed my opinions and stuck with me through my life.

I guess I wouldn't be completely shocked to find a God or some other such type of being/existence of one type or another some day. If I do happen to find it, I am 99.999999% sure that it won't be like anything anyone has imagined.
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:54 PM   #1443
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how Christian of you~
Well since you could care less, you've made your decision at this point i'm supposed to not bid you god speed but rather the proverbial slam the door in the face on this subject.
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:55 PM   #1444
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I'll share something with the class.....

When I was like 6 or 7, my neighbors (whose kids babysat me all the time) took me to church with them. It was a baptist church of some type or another, I really don't remember precisely. I do remember the pastor asking for volunteers to come up to the front and "feel Jesus walk into their hearts!!!". These people volunteered me to go up since I was new to their services, so I went. The guy puts both his hands on my shoulders and asks if I "....feel the love of Jesus entering my heart as I stood there". I looked around, felt nothing, and told him no. He gets visibly flustered, gets a weird look on his face, grabs both shoulders and starts to shake me hard enough to whip my head back and forth, yelling "DON'T YOU FEEL THE LOVE OF JESUS IN YOUR HEART???!!!" At that point, of course I say "Yes! Yes!" He stops, looks at me and smiles, and says "I knew you would", and sends me back to my seat. Even at that age, when I didn't know shit about ****, I openly wondered why he was trying to force me to "believe" in what he was saying. Obviously, that incident formed my opinions and stuck with me through my life.

I guess I wouldn't be completely shocked to find a God or some other such type of being/existence of one type or another some day. If I do happen to find it, I am 99.999999% sure that it won't be like anything anyone has imagined.
The churches are/have been whorehouses since long before You and I were born, I warn people to avoid churches/organized religion.
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Old 12-30-2012, 01:49 AM   #1445
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The churches are/have been whorehouses since long before You and I were born, I warn people to avoid churches/organized religion.
I've seen you say this often. It's interesting that you tweaked your religious beliefs to your own personal ideals and not that of the whorehouse church.
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Old 12-30-2012, 08:55 AM   #1446
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There are over 33,000 varieties of christianty. Each variation boldly claims that "they" have the knowledge of not only who god is but also know his thoughts. The one thing that they all use is the "agree with me or suffer anguish and pain for eternity"
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Old 12-30-2012, 10:39 PM   #1447
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"For me, as a Christian … I will be uncomfortable because in all my teachings and all my learning, biblically, it's not right," he says. "It will be difficult and uncomfortable."
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-bi...0197--mlb.html
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Old 12-31-2012, 12:40 AM   #1448
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"For me, as a Christian … I will be uncomfortable because in all my teachings and all my learning, biblically, it's not right," he says. "It will be difficult and uncomfortable."

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-bi...0197--mlb.html
Hey, I'm sure he feels the same way about adulterers and other sins mentioned in the Bible.
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Old 12-31-2012, 05:45 PM   #1449
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Hey, I'm sure he feels the same way about adulterers and other sins mentioned in the Bible.
I hope they don't use poly-cotton blends in MLB.
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:00 PM   #1450
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Why do those here that do not believe in God have such heartburn for those that do? You are getting all spun up over something you believe to be a fairy tale.

You might think Christians are insane for believing, but I say you are more insane for attempting to disillusion Christians with your vile attacks. All things considered I say the "anti-Christians" here are the real losers by spending so much time attacking a fairy tale!
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Why do those here that do not believe in God have such heartburn for those that do? You are getting all spun up over something you believe to be a fairy tale.

You might think Christians are insane for believing, but I say you are more insane for attempting to disillusion Christians with your vile attacks. All things considered I say the "anti-Christians" here are the real losers by spending so much time attacking a fairy tale!
Strange I thought you were done with this place...AGAIN
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:16 PM   #1452
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Why do those here that do not believe in God have such heartburn for those that do? You are getting all spun up over something you believe to be a fairy tale.

You might think Christians are insane for believing, but I say you are more insane for attempting to disillusion Christians with your vile attacks. All things considered I say the "anti-Christians" here are the real losers by spending so much time attacking a fairy tale!
Trust me when I say it has zero effect.
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Why do those here that do not believe in God have such heartburn for those that do? You are getting all spun up over something you believe to be a fairy tale.

You might think Christians are insane for believing, but I say you are more insane for attempting to disillusion Christians with your vile attacks. All things considered I say the "anti-Christians" here are the real losers by spending so much time attacking a fairy tale!
So you admit it's all just a fairy tale?


"Vile attacks" - OH THE DRAMA
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Why do those here that do not believe in God have such heartburn for those that do? You are getting all spun up over something you believe to be a fairy tale.

You might think Christians are insane for believing, but I say you are more insane for attempting to disillusion Christians with your vile attacks. All things considered I say the "anti-Christians" here are the real losers by spending so much time attacking a fairy tale!
But they have an opinion regarding what happens to me after I die!!!!
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But they have an opinion regarding what happens to me after I die!!!!
Killer Clown gets to go to heaven. I get to move on in the universal progression. You're just worm food. Sorry bro.
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