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Old 12-29-2012, 03:17 PM  
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Hastings, MN Man Arrested with BAC of .54 :eek:

HOLY SHIT!!! Guy was like a tank of propane. If he farted if could have been all over....

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A Hastings, Minnesota man may have set a new state record, all–be–it dubious.

Police arrested the man with a blood alcohol content of .54.

The man refused to get out of a car saying he was too drunk the night before and wanted to sleep it off.

He also told police he drank a bottle of tequila shortly before his arrest.

He was transported to detox.
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Old 12-30-2012, 12:45 AM   #16
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Guilty unless proven innocent?

Isn't that backwards?
Nobody lobbies against drinking and driving laws because it's very very unpopular, so they end up being very restrictive and severe. So yes, Bob Dole may get rescued from his snow bank, but if his car is running and he's shit drunk on Jaeger, he's going to jail and losing his license.
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Old 12-30-2012, 12:52 AM   #17
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Some states can give DUI for being "in possession" of keys. In your pocket or in ignition would get you trip to jail if you were in vehicle.

I knew an alchollic who blew a .375 at 12 noon. Told cops he only had one drink with lunch. They responded "How big was the damn glass?" lol
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Old 12-30-2012, 12:58 AM   #18
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Probably urban legend, but...

I heard to keep a bottle of liquor in your car, if you ever get pulled over for DD, step out of the car and take a swig from your bottle. Then it's open container, not DD. In any case, the swig will mess up your breathalyzer test so much that they won't know how much you've had.
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Old 12-30-2012, 01:02 AM   #19
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Probably urban legend, but...

I heard to keep a bottle of liquor in your car, if you ever get pulled over for DD, step out of the car and take a swig from your bottle. Then it's open container, not DD. In any case, the swig will mess up your breathalyzer test so much that they won't know how much you've had.
I would absolutely do this in the following cases:

1. You don't give a **** about your driver's license or fines.
2. You like to show up on random episodes of Tosh.0 as "that dumbass"
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Old 12-30-2012, 01:15 AM   #20
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I would absolutely do this in the following cases:

1. You don't give a **** about your driver's license or fines.
2. You like to show up on random episodes of Tosh.0 as "that dumbass"
If you've ever blown in an Alco-Hawk, you know that you can't blow for at least 15 min. after your last drink or your result will be WAY inaccurate.

Also, what do you have to lose in this situation?
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Old 12-30-2012, 01:26 AM   #21
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If you've ever blown in an Alco-Hawk, you know that you can't blow for at least 15 min. after your last drink or your result will be WAY inaccurate.

Also, what do you have to lose in this situation?
Other than getting taken to the hospital for a blood test?

Because that's exactly where you are headed.
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Old 12-30-2012, 01:31 AM   #22
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Other than getting taken to the hospital for a blood test?

Because that's exactly where you are headed.
And by the time they get you to the hospital and have that blood test you will have undoubtedly metabolized more of the alcohol.

Again, I ask, given this situation (being pulled over by an officer for suspected DWI), what do you have to lose?
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Old 12-30-2012, 01:55 AM   #23
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Old 12-30-2012, 02:09 AM   #24
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And by the time they get you to the hospital and have that blood test you will have undoubtedly metabolized more of the alcohol.

Again, I ask, given this situation (being pulled over by an officer for suspected DWI), what do you have to lose?
If you want absolute facts, call an attorney or the cops. I'm sure either would be happy to give you the correct information.
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Old 12-30-2012, 03:32 AM   #25
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You know, I once tried to consume all the vodka in the world. I failed in my enterprise, of course, but during the effort I'm quite certain that I maxed out on whatever BAC I can personally tolerate. I am pretty sure that, had I reached a .50 or whatever, I couldn't even find my car, hold my keys, move my feet to operate the accelerator or much of anything else other than lie in the dirt and pray for death.

I honestly don't see how people can function at all under those sorts of conditions.

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