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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists
Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:53 PM   #1651
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Wait...what? This means I can't be a kept woman anymore.

Sure you can. You just have to be sneaky about it.
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Old 01-06-2013, 10:24 PM   #1652
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Judging by what you've posted in this thread your basic scientific knowledge is well below that which I would expect a High School graduate to possess. So far you've expressed a truly mind boggling array of some the most ignorant meanderings I've ever had the misfortune of contemplating.


I immediately thought of this when reading your post.

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Old 01-06-2013, 10:32 PM   #1653
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Wait...what? This means I can't be a kept woman anymore.
Where is it they keep you? I'd have thought they would have sealed it up by now.
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:02 AM   #1654
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Where is it they keep you? I'd have thought they would have sealed it up by now.
I can't imagine anyone wanting to put up with her let alone keep her. I think proper thing for her would be the cask of amontillado style death.
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:26 AM   #1655
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:30 AM   #1656
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Killer Clown calls the Athiest Experience. Hilarity ensues.

Atheists have done so much for us...

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Old 01-07-2013, 09:43 AM   #1657
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Hitler was a Roman Catholic. Try again.
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:30 AM   #1658
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Hitler was a Roman Catholic. Try again.
and I am calling myself a Doctor....that doesn't make me one
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:39 AM   #1659
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and I am calling myself a Doctor....that doesn't make me one
And your proof that he wasn't when he, himself claimed over and over he was, would be?
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:40 AM   #1660
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Lot of stuff on this subject. Again, I don't pretend to be an expert but let me offer this.
The beautiful thing about believing in God is that you dont have to have proof to know that he exists.

You are right, the Bible was written by men...yet it is the word of God. Men such as prophets and priests and saints are less men than channels that allow God to reach the rest of us. The dictionary is also just words, and yet it defines every word in the English language...

God makes his actions through people, and those people's actions are God. Moses did all of his work in Egypt for and by God. Without God, the chosen people would have remained slaves. Noah built the ark as a result of God's will. God did not want humans to go extinct, so he acted through Noah and his family.

People quote the Holy Bible because they respect its wisdom. Even if one does not believe in God, they cannot deny that the Bible lays down wonderful moral guidelines.

The proof of God is shown individually by God. Everyone has their own experiences that proves to them that God is watching over them. If you have not had your experience yet, do not despair. It will always come to those who are truely devoted to Him. And He is always ready toa ccept those who do not follow Him, whenever they decide to turn to Him for guidence.

What I have come to know from this is that God has a plan for each of our lives. We should seek him and ask for his wisdom and guidance.

It appears that we all choose/refuse to believe something.
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And your proof that he wasn't when he, himself claimed over and over he was, would be?
his life, his actions are not consistent with what the Church believes or what God would have wanted him to do.
You can be a member of anything...just being a member means nothing
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:43 AM   #1662
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his life, his actions are not consistent with what the Church believes or what God would have wanted him to do.
You can be a member of anything...just being a member means nothing
So being a christian doesn't matter. Got it.
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So being a christian doesn't matter. Got it.
nope, if you say you are, you act the part...not acting the part, you aren't
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Noah built the ark as a result of God's will. God did not want humans to go extinct, so he acted through Noah and his family.
Do you really believe that the entire world was flooded and that Noah and his family were the only humans left on earth afterward and that 2 of every creature on earth were floating around on the boat with them?
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and I am calling myself a Doctor....that doesn't make me one
You may not agree with Hitler's actions. But that doesn't mean you get to make the determination of his religious affiliation. Hitler was indeed a Christian. He had some unique views in the way he interpreted it, but you can say the same about pretty much any religious person. You pick the parts that appeal to you and essentially mold the religion to match your personal views.

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"My feeling as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was his fight against the Jewish poison. Today, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before the fact that it was for this that He had to shed his blood upon the Cross. As a Christian, I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice."
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