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Living Vicariously
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My kids almost knocked over a statue in the Blue Room while touring the Christmas setup a few weeks ago. I don't recall seeing a men's room now that you bring it up.
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Fifty eight sixty two...
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He held it in for ten years. The story, I mean.
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Everybody Lies.
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I've pooped my pants in the car before. And not a little shart either. Somewhat recently too. I've never felt that kind of uncontrollable shit urge before then.
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SPOT THE PSYCHO
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Hungry to hit There’s no contact during the offseason program, and Pro Bowl linebacker Derrick Johnson is just itching to hit somebody. “The offensive guys prance around, make plays, and catch balls,” Johnson said, “and you look at them and say, ‘I could’ve tore you up right there … ’’’ |
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Roy E.
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Note to self: bring an extra pair of underwear when visiting the White House.
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"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." |
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Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends
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It was probably some statue that Thomas Jefferson's kid made in art class or something. You would've been making payments on that for the rest of your life.
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Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line. Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time. Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame. Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game. |
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You got that right. Kids had waited in line for a couple hours and were restless once we got in there.
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Al Roker is a poop.
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Forest Gump almost pee'd him self at the whitehouse, proof Al Roker is dumber then a retard
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Quote:
MAO
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Legalize It
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speaking of poop, I don't know what bug or virus I got this morning but it was not fun. At least a dozen ass pisses in a 4 hour period. Horrible, horrible day.
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Roy E.
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