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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08:13 AM

So, I work in the timeshare industry. I sell it. I've found they're a great way to subsidize your vacations when you visit tourist communities by doing these "presentations".

Yes, you will have to go to a timeshare presentation. **** what you've heard, those things aren't like they used to be. It's a 2 hour max time commitment, and they really aren't these pressure cookers anymore. The only pressure involved is the pressure people put on themselves because they want to buy.

If you want to come to Branson, shoot me a PM, and I'll get you set up. You will have your choice of a few of the nicer hotels in town, as the company who you will be touring is one of the corporate resorts and takes good care of their guests. They're not all that way, but this one is, otherwise I probably wouldn't even throw this out there. It will not be with my company, and I will not be your salesman.

In fact, no one should buy timeshare at retail prices. If you want timeshare, I can show you how to buy THE RIGHT ONE, for much less than they try to sell them to you for.

If there are other places you have interest in visiting, PM me. I'll teach you how to do this to make a few bucks while you're away, if you have the time you're willing to give up to do it.

EDIT: I was trying to peddle some shit on here, and it felt too spammy for me. So, I changed directions of the thread, and turned it into a public service announcement.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-10-2013, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by bevischief

I am just messing with you it's CP. If someone wants to go then help them out. It would cost me over $500 in gas to drive down there and I don't even want to look at airfare. Last I checked just to KCI was in the $700 range.

No worries, bro. You're one of my homeboys on here. I didn't take it personal.

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

How far is Branson from Arrowhead?

3 hours for me. 3 1/2 to 4 for the average driving American.

CJizzles · 01-10-2013, 07:56 AM

Do you strictly deal with the Midwest only?

DMAC · 01-10-2013, 07:56 AM

Is it Holiday Hills?

**Pestilence** · 01-10-2013, 07:57 AM

Damn. I was hoping it was closer than that. I'll keep you in mind Flops. I'm looking to head out that way during the season.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-10-2013, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by seaofred

Where is the hotel? Is it Big Cedar? I only live about 35 minutes from Branson and have done one of these things before, it's worth the hour or so long presentation.

No. That's a super expensive resort. I don't like quoting names because if they're not available I look like an asshole. There are choices, but only so many allotted. Grand Country, the Barrington, and Howard Johnson name a few. Howard Johnson is kind of a shithole comparatively speaking to other hotels in town, but that's the scope. This resort doesn't want you staying in a complete shithole, because they don't want you mad when you show up.

Me personally? I want my tours in a shithole when they show up, because I can use that as a selling point. Again, full disclosure.

seaofred · 01-10-2013, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

So, I work in the timeshare industry. I sell it. My wife sets up vacations, and ticket sales, and what not for people in town. If you are interested in coming to Branson for a little mini vacation I can get you set up for 3 days/ 2 nights in Branson with 2 show tickets, and dinner for $129. If you have other shows you want to see, or want to stay longer than that, I can get you discounts on the rest of your trip as well. This is an open dated trip. You have 18 months to use this trip, and can book 72 hours in advance. Be aware, 4th of July, Memorial Day, Veterans week in Branson are all high peak busy times. The further you book those weeks, the nicer your accomodations will be.

Yes, you will have to go to a timeshare presentation. **** what you've heard, those things aren't like they used to be. It's a 2 hour max time commitment, and they really aren't these pressure cookers anymore. The only pressure involved is the pressure people put on themselves because they want to buy. In fact, you will be given a card that shows the company in writing has agreed to no pressure, and a strict 2 hour time limit.

Yes, I will make a profit off of this. The timeshare company is willing to pay good money to see you, and that is how my wife makes her income. Should we book any trips through CP, of course I will make a donation to the website to cover expenses.

No. I will not be the person trying to sell you timeshare. Frankly, I wouldn't suggest anyone buy timeshare at retail prices, so I'm not advocating you actually be purchasing, and therefore wouldn't waste my time or numbers trying to talk you into doing so.

I bring all of this up with the idea of full disclosure. The fact is, coming to Branson is getting more and more costly, and frankly show tickets these days are getting close to $100 a pair, so this is a pretty rockin deal for anyone who wants to save some dough, and isn't afraid to say no.

Yes, I'm peddling my wares here, but I've been here for 8 years and have never done so. I also know that times are tough out there, and a lot of people may not be able to afford a vacation without doing something like this. So, here are the requirements. You must be 28 years of age or older, and you must make 40k a year or more. If you are 55 or older, no income requirements are made.

If you want to come to Branson, shoot me a PM, and I'll get you set up. You will have your choice of a few of the nicer hotels in town, as the company who you will be touring is one of the corporate resorts and takes good care of their guests. They're not all that way, but this one is, otherwise I probably wouldn't even throw this out there.

If for some reason I'm way off the mark and Austin, Phil, or one of the other mods isn't happy about this, just delete it and chastise me publicly.

If you are a golfer, there are a lot of really nice courses in Branson. Some are pretty reasonable, but some are pretty costly.

DMAC · 01-10-2013, 07:59 AM

"2 show tickets"

Bartt Rockett; Magician Extraordinaire!

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-10-2013, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

Damn. I was hoping it was closer than that. I'll keep you in mind Flops. I'm looking to head out that way during the season.

Bringing the fam? Don't even worry about it. I'll get you all set up as best as I can. I may even be able to provide some transport if your girl wants to bring the kids to see Branson. Brother, you just say the word and I'll make all of that happen without a timeshare presentation. I can't do much on hotels, but you guys can stay with me if you want. The show tickets, I can get discounts on.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-10-2013, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by CJizzles

Do you strictly deal with the Midwest only?

No. Come from anywhere.

CJizzles · 01-10-2013, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

No. Come from anywhere.

Do you guys have anything for Vegas?

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-10-2013, 08:02 AM

And seriously, I'll scan paystubs on this thing. We're not going to make much money. This is a volume thing for the wife, and more of a service I wanted to provide to members here if they are interested in coming out here. I just tried to be as blatantly obvious as possible so people knew what it was. I didn't want people to think it was a non profit or something. We do make around $10-30 for everyone that comes. Ebolapox got paid more than that for booking them in the telemarketing room.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-10-2013, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CJizzles

Do you guys have anything for Vegas?

I don't, but I can get you hooked up. I can also teach you how to take about 5 of those presentations and make around $500. PM me when you want to go and I'll teach you the trick! Timeshare presentations are a great way to subsidize vacation costs anywhere that you go that is a tourist destination. JUST BE ABLE TO SAY NO!

KC Tattoo · 01-10-2013, 08:05 AM

I will try to remember this later this summer. Want to go to training camp this year & take vacation at that time. If my money situation doesn't get better no chance, but I'm hopeful that gets turned around by then.

KC Tattoo · 01-10-2013, 08:07 AM

I got a friend who takes part in those timeshare offers and has been on several great trips. Last time he took his wife to Hawaii.

CJizzles · 01-10-2013, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I don't, but I can get you hooked up. I can also teach you how to take about 5 of those presentations and make around $500. PM me when you want to go and I'll teach you the trick! Timeshare presentations are a great way to subsidize vacation costs anywhere that you go that is a tourist destination. JUST BE ABLE TO SAY NO!

I will be honest, much like you are. I'm just looking for a way to get to Vegas on the cheap.

I am not interested in making money or giving presentations.

Although, I will sit through one if necessary.

01-10-2013, 07:31 AM
Mr. Flopnuts Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Down the rabbit hole Casino cash: $113741248	Subsidize your vacations with timeshare presentations So, I work in the timeshare industry. I sell it. I've found they're a great way to subsidize your vacations when you visit tourist communities by doing these "presentations". Yes, you will have to go to a timeshare presentation. **** what you've heard, those things aren't like they used to be. It's a 2 hour max time commitment, and they really aren't these pressure cookers anymore. The only pressure involved is the pressure people put on themselves because they want to buy. If you want to come to Branson, shoot me a PM, and I'll get you set up. You will have your choice of a few of the nicer hotels in town, as the company who you will be touring is one of the corporate resorts and takes good care of their guests. They're not all that way, but this one is, otherwise I probably wouldn't even throw this out there. It will not be with my company, and I will not be your salesman. In fact, no one should buy timeshare at retail prices. If you want timeshare, I can show you how to buy THE RIGHT ONE, for much less than they try to sell them to you for. If there are other places you have interest in visiting, PM me. I'll teach you how to do this to make a few bucks while you're away, if you have the time you're willing to give up to do it. EDIT: I was trying to peddle some shit on here, and it felt too spammy for me. So, I changed directions of the thread, and turned it into a public service announcement. Last edited by Mr. Flopnuts; 01-10-2013 at 08:13 AM..
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01-10-2013, 07:56 AM	#32
CJizzles BOOM!1! Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $29562	Do you strictly deal with the Midwest only?
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01-10-2013, 07:56 AM	#33
DMAC Sloppy with your drink? Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $8340	Is it Holiday Hills?
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01-10-2013, 07:57 AM	#34
Pestilence Wanna go for a ride? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nor-Cal Casino cash: $77569142	Damn. I was hoping it was closer than that. I'll keep you in mind Flops. I'm looking to head out that way during the season.
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01-10-2013, 07:59 AM	#37
DMAC Sloppy with your drink? Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $8340	"2 show tickets" Bartt Rockett; Magician Extraordinaire!
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01-10-2013, 08:02 AM	#41
Mr. Flopnuts Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Down the rabbit hole Casino cash: $113741248	And seriously, I'll scan paystubs on this thing. We're not going to make much money. This is a volume thing for the wife, and more of a service I wanted to provide to members here if they are interested in coming out here. I just tried to be as blatantly obvious as possible so people knew what it was. I didn't want people to think it was a non profit or something. We do make around $10-30 for everyone that comes. Ebolapox got paid more than that for booking them in the telemarketing room.
Posts: 41,523

01-10-2013, 08:05 AM	#43
KC Tattoo SPOT THE PSYCHO Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $55336611	I will try to remember this later this summer. Want to go to training camp this year & take vacation at that time. If my money situation doesn't get better no chance, but I'm hopeful that gets turned around by then. __________________ Hungry to hit There’s no contact during the offseason program, and Pro Bowl linebacker Derrick Johnson is just itching to hit somebody. “The offensive guys prance around, make plays, and catch balls,” Johnson said, “and you look at them and say, ‘I could’ve tore you up right there … ’’’
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01-10-2013, 08:07 AM	#44
KC Tattoo SPOT THE PSYCHO Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $55336611	I got a friend who takes part in those timeshare offers and has been on several great trips. Last time he took his wife to Hawaii. __________________ Hungry to hit There’s no contact during the offseason program, and Pro Bowl linebacker Derrick Johnson is just itching to hit somebody. “The offensive guys prance around, make plays, and catch balls,” Johnson said, “and you look at them and say, ‘I could’ve tore you up right there … ’’’
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