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Old 01-14-2013, 04:41 PM  
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:18 PM   #46
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Wow. That sounds like fun. The band part, not some much the fork truck part. What type pf music do you play?
Classic rock mostly. I like songs that have a meaning, like from Bread or Moody Blues. I like the forklift. Sometimes I pretend that it is part of my body and i am strong enough to pick up heavy things.
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:21 PM   #47
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Classic rock mostly. I like songs that have a meaning, like from Bread or Moody Blues. I like the forklift. Sometimes I pretend that it is part of my body and i am strong enough to pick up heavy things.
WTF?
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:22 PM   #48
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Classic rock mostly. I like songs that have a meaning, like from Bread or Moody Blues. I like the forklift. Sometimes I pretend that it is part of my body and i am strong enough to pick up heavy things.
I like that type of music too. I have a big farm and love having parties on the weekends. We rock out all night, drinking, and dancing.

I knew a guy who was blind and was in a band. His band rocked, but since he got his eyesight back the band just isn't the same.

The fork truck thing is a little weird though.
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:23 PM   #49
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Sure you would. You probably have a micropeen

I can tell you aren't into micropeens by the stretch marks around your mouth.
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:28 PM   #50
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I can tell you aren't into micropeens by the stretch marks around your mouth.
Better the stretch marks around my mouth than a rectum the size of a hot air balloon like your.

It gives a new meaning the the word ballonknot
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:33 PM   #51
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:35 PM   #52
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Better the stretch marks around my mouth than a rectum the size of a hot air balloon like your.

It gives a new meaning the the word ballonknot

You are one to talk, with that poop shoot looking like a rolled up pink sock.
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:36 PM   #54
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:37 PM   #55
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I like that type of music too. I have a big farm and love having parties on the weekends. We rock out all night, drinking, and dancing.

I knew a guy who was blind and was in a band. His band rocked, but since he got his eyesight back the band just isn't the same.

The fork truck thing is a little weird though.
I would like to play at your farm, it sounds fun. Sorry about your blind friend. Thats sad.

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I can tell you aren't into micropeens by the stretch marks around your mouth.
You new here too. So are we. Please be nice to my new friend TLMRedden. Shes sounds real nice.

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Better the stretch marks around my mouth than a rectum the size of a hot air balloon like your.

It gives a new meaning the the word ballonknot
ha ha good one.
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