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Old 01-16-2013, 11:25 AM  
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Sportscasters You Hate

What sportscasters make you wanna change the channel or hit mute?

Here are some of mine:



Chris Collinsworth
Troy Aikman
Al Michaels
Warren Sapp
Dan Dierdorf (please go away)
Shannon Sharpe - (sounds too much like OJ Simpson)
Bob Costas (keep your gun opinions to yourself midget)
Deion Sanders (Cowboys homer)
Lou Holtz (say it don't spray it)
Marv Albert (I keep seeing visuals of him wearing panties)


I'm sure I'll think of more after I see yours.

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Old 01-16-2013, 11:53 AM   #46
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How can Bobby Knight NOT be at the top of this list???? WTF?

He makes the ESPN telecasts unwatchable. Either he is senile, or he is the dumbest ex-coach EVER. He knows the names of less than half of the players, and his brilliant analysis is always that the shooter needs to "shot fake" more often. It was especially brutal last week during the Kentucky game when his partner had to explain the difference between the shot clock and the game clock to him. I just sat there in disbelief. I felt like I was watching the game at a relative's house on Christmas listening to a non-basketball fan asking questions about the game.
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:54 AM   #47
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:54 AM   #48
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All sideline reporters are awesome. I can't imagine watching a game without them and the important information they provide.
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:54 AM   #49
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:58 AM   #50
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Al "Where's my top row of teeth?" Michaels
Brent "Hey Baby" Musburger
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Whoever that douche is in NY that goes "THEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!"


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Old 01-16-2013, 11:58 AM   #51
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Bob Davis is pretty terrible.
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:11 PM   #52
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Bob Davis is pretty terrible.
Who the hell is Bob Davis?

Local Yokel?
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:11 PM   #53
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Who the hell is Bob Davis?

Local Yokel?
Jayhawks and Royals. I'm not sure Kansas has even committed a foul during a game he's broadcast.
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When will we get a female play by play or color analyst? Why are they only sideline reporters?
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Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

One of the best plays Matt has ever made.
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:17 PM   #56
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I really can't say that I dislike any of the commentators on gameday. My favorite duo has to be Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. I'm also a fan of Al Michaels..

In the studio, I always liked Chris Berman, Tom Jackson and Mike Ditka.

The one guy I say really, probably doesn't deserve a spot on the booth is Bill Cowher. He just isn't well-spoken enough, if you ask me.
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:19 PM   #57
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The one guy I say really, probably doesn't deserve a spot on the booth is Bill Cowher. He just isn't well-spoken enough, if you ask me.
Thats good because he isnt in the booth. Hes in the studio.
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When will we get a female play by play or color analyst? Why are they only sideline reporters?
There are for college games. Play by play, anyway. And the Yankees use Suzyn Waldman (if you can stand her)
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:20 PM   #59
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When will we get a female play by play or color analyst? Why are they only sideline reporters?
You talking pro? A couple have done college.
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