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Old 01-15-2013, 01:33 PM  
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Attack of the nOObs!

What's the deal? Were we all supposed to create a mult this week and manage multiple voices in our heads? I'm already doing that with George Blowfish! And I can barely control him!

There's a notorious net full of nattering nOOb naybobs nesting in our lounge. Where's our mods?

Somebody stop this before I go QUAD!
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:52 PM   #811
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Just wait til "Judman" runs into KCNut, he wont know what happened... he'll just wake up in a pool of his own stupid.
Oh no, Judman is constantly drowning in stupid. That's the thing you'd have to watch all day every day.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:56 PM   #812
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Oh no, Judman is constantly drowning in stupid. That's the thing you'd have to watch all day every day.
Sounds like he was a perfect fit for EMB.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:57 PM   #813
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That won't be a problem here. We can ban him for saying "Hi", with the wrong font.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:58 PM   #814
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The rules that all dumbshit EMB posters have to submit to, to post on a Philadelphia Eagles owned/operated message board.

Like posting on a message board in North Korea.

All EMB members must shrink wrap their genitals and brand them with "Property of Jeffery Lurie".



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1. If you want to talk trash and ridicule other teams, don't do it here! Use the Rant n Rave section and stop clogging this section with comments about Ray Lewis and Eli Manning.

2. Anyone caught "fishing" in this section will be suspended for 2 weeks for spamming. If you normally hang out on the What's Up section and you only come over here to start a topic like "Trade McNabb" or "Sign URLAKKKER!", you aren't providing to the discussion and you're just causing more work for the moderators. Stop with the childish games. If you come over here, talk Eagles. Don't start problems.

3. Please stop with the "Caption this photo" topics. Besides being an eyesore, it's gotten to the point where A) the pictures aren't that funny, and B) the captions have become derogatory and inappropriate for this message board.

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6. We've asked this repeatedly, yet some of you continue to ignore our requests to stop masking the "F" word and other serious profanity. If you're caught violating EMB rules, a warning will be noted. If you're caught again, you'll be suspended for 2 weeks or 4 weeks, depending on severity. We also reserve the right to ban people at any time where appropriate.

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Old 01-16-2013, 05:00 PM   #815
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You better watch it, or we'll unleash Judman on this place.
Oh gee, not the Judman.

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Old 01-16-2013, 05:06 PM   #816
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Sounds like he was a perfect fit for EMB.
You're really good with your grade school comebacks.
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:12 PM   #817
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:14 PM   #818
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:17 PM   #819
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I'm still in complete shock that the Eagles Message Board is actually owned by the Eagles!!
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:20 PM   #820
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I'm still in complete shock that the Eagles Message Board is actually owned by the Eagles!!
I know! Next you'll tell me the stadium we watch the games in is owned by them too.
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:20 PM   #821
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:21 PM   #822
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I know! Next you'll tell me the stadium we watch the games in is owned by them too.
hey stinkystink, love that one in the stink, my favorite hoel
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:27 PM   #823
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:32 PM   #824
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As an art director...this made me quit my job because I'll never be this good.
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:38 PM   #825
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I'm still in complete shock that the Eagles Message Board is actually owned by the Eagles!!
It is shocking to people who post on a message board that is completely free and independent of the team's control.

The moderators on EMB (who don't even give their names, they are "Moderator 5" "Mderator 8", etc.) are members of the Philadelphia Eagles PR staff. For Chiefs fans that is like posting on a message board that Bob Moore is moderating.

Apparently being a blind homer zombie is a noble trait in Philadelphia Eagles land.
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