Attack of the nOObs!

[gblowfish]

What's the deal? Were we all supposed to create a mult this week and manage multiple voices in our heads? I'm already doing that with George Blowfish! And I can barely control him!

There's a notorious net full of nattering nOOb naybobs nesting in our lounge. Where's our mods?

Somebody stop this before I go QUAD!

[binkybink77]

Originally Posted by scott free

Just wait til "Judman" runs into KCNut, he wont know what happened... he'll just wake up in a pool of his own stupid.

Oh no, Judman is constantly drowning in stupid. That's the thing you'd have to watch all day every day.

[KCChiefsFan88]

Originally Posted by binkybink77

Oh no, Judman is constantly drowning in stupid. That's the thing you'd have to watch all day every day.

Sounds like he was a perfect fit for EMB.

[IAmABabySeal]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

That won't be a problem here. We can ban him for saying "Hi", with the wrong font.

hello

[luv]

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus

The rules that all dumbshit EMB posters have to submit to, to post on a Philadelphia Eagles owned/operated message board.

Like posting on a message board in North Korea.

All EMB members must shrink wrap their genitals and brand them with "Property of Jeffery Lurie".



The rest of the rules:

1. If you want to talk trash and ridicule other teams, don't do it here! Use the Rant n Rave section and stop clogging this section with comments about Ray Lewis and Eli Manning.

2. Anyone caught "fishing" in this section will be suspended for 2 weeks for spamming. If you normally hang out on the What's Up section and you only come over here to start a topic like "Trade McNabb" or "Sign URLAKKKER!", you aren't providing to the discussion and you're just causing more work for the moderators. Stop with the childish games. If you come over here, talk Eagles. Don't start problems.

3. Please stop with the "Caption this photo" topics. Besides being an eyesore, it's gotten to the point where A) the pictures aren't that funny, and B) the captions have become derogatory and inappropriate for this message board.

4. "Talk About the Eagles" is for legitimate Eagles talk only. If you want to talk about other teams, do it in the NFL forum. If you want to talk about fantasy football or video games, do it in the appropriate forum. If you want to talk about tickets, do it in the Ticket forum. The moderating crew is tired of seeing people post "I know this is the wrong section, but...", and this is unacceptable. Don't let it get to a point where we just starting deleting topics instead of moving them.

5. If you're going to copy-and-paste articles, please provide a link to the original story. Other message boards have enforced this rule, and we'd like to do it here as well. Besides giving proof that you aren't making the story up, it's considered a copyright infringement if you post a whole story without a link. Also, to make it easier to read and let us know that it's an article, we recommend that you use "QUOTE" tags around the text.

6. We've asked this repeatedly, yet some of you continue to ignore our requests to stop masking the "F" word and other serious profanity. If you're caught violating EMB rules, a warning will be noted. If you're caught again, you'll be suspended for 2 weeks or 4 weeks, depending on severity. We also reserve the right to ban people at any time where appropriate.

7. Please do not quote huge blocks of text or pictures. It wastes space on the database. If you'd like to point something out and respond to it, simply quote the sentence or idea that you're commenting on, not the entire thing.

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10. Animated avatars where a person is naked, bouncing, rubbing, grabbing or being grabbed will be removed. If you put it back up, you will get a warning.


We'd like to make this the best official message board in the NFL, but we need your help to make it stand out above the others. Thank you for your continued support of the Eagles.

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[Bwana]

Originally Posted by binkybink77

You better watch it, or we'll unleash Judman on this place.

Oh gee, not the Judman.

[binkybink77]

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus

Sounds like he was a perfect fit for EMB.

You're really good with your grade school comebacks.

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by ReidsAnalBeads

Who do I have to blow to get some casino cash around here?

post more.

[ChiefBoyRDEE]

what is EMB?

[HatchetWound]

I'm still in complete shock that the Eagles Message Board is actually owned by the Eagles!!

[binkybink77]

Originally Posted by HatchetWound

I'm still in complete shock that the Eagles Message Board is actually owned by the Eagles!!

I know! Next you'll tell me the stadium we watch the games in is owned by them too.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by luv

Lengthy compared to:

Bannable Offenses

ChiefsPlanet tries to be a forum run by it's community, and the moderator's do have freedom to chose how to deal with a given situation. That being said, the following are things that we have agreed upon as reasons that you may have your access removed either temporarily or permanently.

Spam
NSFW Links
Overloading the Front Page with Threads
Threats
NSFW Images
Word Filter Evasion
Rude Comments in Prayers/Thoughts thread
Respect for Moderator Team
False News or Thread Title
Multiple Accounts
You have received a permanent ban in the past

Trollolololol

[ChiefBoyRDEE]

Originally Posted by binkybink77

I know! Next you'll tell me the stadium we watch the games in is owned by them too.

hey stinkystink, love that one in the stink, my favorite hoel

[bevischief]

Wow...

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus

The Photoshop-fail Orgy Ship from EMB:

As an art director...this made me quit my job because I'll never be this good.

[KCChiefsFan88]

Originally Posted by HatchetWound

I'm still in complete shock that the Eagles Message Board is actually owned by the Eagles!!

It is shocking to people who post on a message board that is completely free and independent of the team's control.

The moderators on EMB (who don't even give their names, they are "Moderator 5" "Mderator 8", etc.) are members of the Philadelphia Eagles PR staff. For Chiefs fans that is like posting on a message board that Bob Moore is moderating.

Apparently being a blind homer zombie is a noble trait in Philadelphia Eagles land.