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Old 01-16-2013, 08:41 PM  
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Report: Tiger wants to remarry Elin

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http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/...scandal-011613

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Tiger Woods is a single man these days, but he may not still be over his ex-wife Elin Nordegren.

Here are some of the women with whom Tiger was allegedly intimate.
According to the National Enquirer, Woods wants to remarry Nordegren and he's offering a huge chunk of change to get her back. The magazine also reports that Tiger even proposed to her over Christmas, getting down on one knee and presenting Nordegren with a ring.

Nordegren is reportedly considering the proposal from Woods, who is desperate to get Nordegren back, but wants a $350 million anti-cheating clause added to the contract.

Woods' proposed deal reportedly is worth over half of his estimated $600 million fortune.

"Tiger didn't even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he's crazy, he's ready to sign the pre-nup and set a wedding date," a source told the magazine.

"The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He's dated lots of models and bimbos, but none of them were more than a one night stand."

The Enquirer reports that Woods and Nordegren have even begun having a sexual relationship again.

"Tiger stopped by Elin's rental house one afternoon when their kids were out with a nanny and they had sex for the first time since the split," a source reportedly told the Enquirer.

Woods and Nordegren met in 2001 after being introduced by Swedish golfer Jesper Parnevik, for whom Elin was a nanny. The couple became engaged in November 2003 and married more than a year later in October 2004.

Woods and Nordegren have two children, but the marriage went awry after Nordegren discovered Woods had been cheating on her with multiple women. After learning of such news at Thanksgiving in Nov. 2009, she allegedly attacked Woods, who crashed his car into a tree.

Since the divorce, Nordegren has dated billionaire Jamie Dingman and reportedly NHL player Douglas Murray.

Woods and Nordegren have been living apart since 2010 as Nordegren works to rebuild her mansion in Palm Beach, Fla.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:16 PM   #76
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She probably knows how to massage his prostate in a special way....
But is that worth $350 million?

Dude is messed up. My advice to Tiger. Stay single, bang as much strange as you can, while you can. If you're single, $350 million buys a lifetime of primo tail.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:41 PM   #77
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Meh, all of that has it's appeal and is great in the moment but none of it brings lasting fulfillment or happiness.

I hope it works out for them if true.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:18 PM   #78
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I like Tattoo.

But to be fair, he does struggle with spelling.
This is true, but it was an obvious pun, that was spelled correctly and it flew right over Dane's head.

And as grammatically challenged as Tatt may be I'll bet he knows that 51%= a majority. Which Dane argued, with his trademark fury, wasn't true.
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:01 PM   #79
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:29 PM   #80
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:30 PM   #81
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Sad and pathetic that not only is he proposing this but that she is considering it.
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:35 PM   #82
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Sad and pathetic that not only is he proposing this but that she is considering it.
I doubt it. She is probably just luring him in to show her a video of her taking a big black dong in the ass. Someone who will put him to shame. Payback is a bitch.
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:15 PM   #83
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:16 PM   #84
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:21 PM   #85
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:52 PM   #86
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When did place become a campfire circle?

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