Teos made up gf

[Bo's Pelini]

http://m.deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[DoucheMcCloud]

Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan

If he was using her as a beard, why not just say you broke up with her? Wouldn't that be a lot easier than pretending she died?

Gay or straight, in the closet/out of the closet, whatever.

This case is so unbelievably bizarre that I truly imagine that fact is stranger than fiction.

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Gay or straight, in the closet/out of the closet, whatever.

This case is so unbelievably bizarre that I truly imagine that fact is stranger than fiction.

That there is no real story, that there are 47 different variants, that the AD jump the shit on national TV, that...whatever.

This thing is absolutely fantasticly weird and getting weirder.

God bless Mel Kiper.

If Pissholi was still around it would be tragic if we didn't draft Te'o at this point.

[KcMizzou]

The whole thing's just... odd. And one dude's gonna profit from it. That guy who made that fake documentary "Catfish". You know that guy is stoked. Suddenly "catfishing" is a verb.. all over ESPN.

People have been fake on the internet since the internet began.

[DTLB58]

Don't know if this have been said in this form or not but at the end of "Around the horn" today on espn Tony Reali said Notre Dame has released that they have found the perpetrators and they told them their sole purpose for this was for "entertainment".

[DoucheMcCloud]

Originally Posted by DTLB58

Don't know if this have been said in this form or not but at the end of "Around the horn" today on espn Tony Reali said Notre Dame has released that they have found the perpetrators and they told them their sole purpose for this was for "entertainment".

Great! Mystery solved 10 hours ago!

[Guru]

I just noticed this story.

How bizarre.

[Fairplay]

splatbrass you aren't a very good debater. Dane won hands down.

As for your defense of Te'o it is poor and any reasonable person and can see so many holes in his story a defense attorney would shudder, get weak-kneed and sweat profusely defending this man. The prosecutor would rip it to shreds without batting an eye. Even the late, great Johnnie Cochran would refuse to answer his phone on this one.

The jury would listen intently with a WTF and bewildered look on their faces the whole time.

[DoucheMcCloud]

Originally Posted by AndChiefs

It's now homophobic to think someone might be gay?

I just re-read my response. In no way, shape or form did I claim that Sportshrink/Chiefshrink was homophobic.

I stated rather clearly that "Every homophobic asswipe on the internets claimed he was gay".

I was merely pointing out that Chiefshrink/Sportshink isn't nearly the genius he believes himself to be.

[splatbass]

Originally Posted by Fairplay

splatbrass you aren't a very good debater. Dane won hands down.

As for your defense of Te'o it is poor and any reasonable person and can see so many holes in his story a defense attorney would shudder, get weak-kneed and sweat profusely defending this man. The prosecutor would rip it to shreds without batting an eye. Even the late, great Johnnie Cochran would refuse to answer his phone on this one.

The jury would listen intently with a WTF and bewildered look on their faces the whole time.

You say anyone could rip it to shreds, but you didn't do it.

[Fairplay]

Originally Posted by splatbass

You say anyone could rip it to shreds, but you didn't do it.

This is the reason Dane kicked your butt, your comebacks were pathetic.

[splatbass]

Originally Posted by Fairplay

This is the reason Dane kicked your butt, your comebacks were pathetic.

It isn't a comeback. You made the claim that I am terrible at debate, and that anyone could rip my arguments to shreds, yet you didn't debate my points and you didn't even try to rip them to shreds.

I suspect you don't know what the word "debate" means. It doesn't mean throwing insults at each other.

[go bowe]

Originally Posted by jspchief

Only on Chiefsplanet will you find an expert on the elusive somalian mormon of the rural south pacific.

somalians live in africa...

[go bowe]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

So, after the latest story I linked, are you going to still refer to me a "narrow-minded"?

BTW Superstar, I've been married to a Pacific Islander for more than a decade and shit you've thrown out is not only racist, but untrue.

34 years for me...

best decision i ever made...

[Chiefnj2]

I can't help but think that ESPN had to know it was fake. They've turned to tmz/soap opera coverage of sports. There is no way when they did the Heisman show and buildup that they didn't want to get their hands on photos of the girl, her family, etc. It's right up their alley to do a story like that.

[Al Bundy]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I live where I live. I've provided several pictures of my home, going back as far as 2004 and a few forum members have been to my home. There's nothing omnious or "fake" about where I live.

Your attempt at comparing me, a 47 year old father of two and husband, to a 22 year old at Notre Dame, is a complete and utter failure.

And FWIW, nothing you've stated has "gone over my head".

So... next time I am in Los Angeles I've got a place to stay?