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Old 01-18-2013, 09:46 AM  
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Rhino Gores Tourist 5 Seconds After Photo - Stupid Is As Stupid Does
OK it's Friday.

This falls into the "what the hell were you thinking" category.

"Chantal Beyer and her husband Sven Fouche, left, pose for a photograph with rhinos at the Aloe Ridge Nature Reserve near Johannesburg South Africa last weekend. Just after the photo was taken, the closest rhino attacked Beyer and its horn penetrated Beyer's chest from behind, resulting in a collapsed lung and broken ribs."


http://bigstory.ap.org/article/stand...ts-grave-wound


http://www.weather.com/travel/rhino-...woman-20130117


Stupid is as stupid does.
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:33 AM   #16
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wow, Darwin award. How stupid can people be?
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:33 AM   #17
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I will sue the rhinos, the tour guide, the reservation, the country....wait, this is not US.
Nah, they'll probably sue. Other countries have laws/lawyers too.

This was pretty negilgent conduct by the owner.

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Old 01-18-2013, 10:35 AM   #18
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In a way, they're fortunate that this happened before the guide took them over to the lion petting area underneath the shade trees.
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:37 AM   #19
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The game park owner was the dumbass who told them to get closer. How bout that?

"The Beeld newspaper reported Tuesday that Chantal Beyer said the game park owner snapped pictures and suggested that she "stand just a little bit closer" seconds before the attack. Photos show Beyer and her husband only feet away from two rhinos."

You can see the rhino fixing to hit the target on her back.

Can you imagine that nasty long ass rhino horn going through your back and into your lungs?

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JFC do you understand simple english?

he said it was terrible BUT most people would have listened to the tour guide and stood there. he blamed the tour guide to make it simple for a guy like you
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In a way, they're fortunate that this happened before the guide took them over to the lion petting area underneath the shade trees.

That is #**%ing funny!!!!
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All those "ban this", "ban that" jokes popping up lately are pretty lame.. but I have to admit that one was funny.
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People pull that with the bison around here all the time in and around Yellowstone Park. Generally it results in an extended hospital visit, or a dirt nap.

"Hey Wang, stand a little closer to that big dumb slow looking bison."

"Oh crap!!"

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People pull that with the bison around here all the time in and around Yellowstone Park. Generally it results in an extended hospital visit, or a dirt nap.

"Hey Wang, stand a little closer to that big dumb slow looking bison."

"Oh crap!!"
Not to stereotype, but Asian tourists at national parks are the worst.
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Not to stereotype, but Asian tourists at national parks are the worst.
They also don't run very fast which makes for better entertainment.
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People pull that with the bison around here all the time in and around Yellowstone Park. Generally it results in an extended hospital visit, or a dirt nap.

"Hey Wang, stand a little closer to that big dumb slow looking bison."

"Oh crap!!"
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People pull that with the bison around here all the time in and around Yellowstone Park. Generally it results in an extended hospital visit, or a dirt nap.

"Hey Wang, stand a little closer to that big dumb slow looking bison."

"Oh crap!!"
Are bison fast?
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