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Old 01-18-2013, 09:46 AM  
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Rhino Gores Tourist 5 Seconds After Photo - Stupid Is As Stupid Does

OK it's Friday.

This falls into the "what the hell were you thinking" category.

"Chantal Beyer and her husband Sven Fouche, left, pose for a photograph with rhinos at the Aloe Ridge Nature Reserve near Johannesburg South Africa last weekend. Just after the photo was taken, the closest rhino attacked Beyer and its horn penetrated Beyer's chest from behind, resulting in a collapsed lung and broken ribs."


http://bigstory.ap.org/article/stand...ts-grave-wound


http://www.weather.com/travel/rhino-...woman-20130117


Stupid is as stupid does.
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Old 01-18-2013, 01:51 PM   #46
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That was an awfully patient bison...
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Old 01-18-2013, 01:53 PM   #47
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Are bison fast?
They can go up to 32 mph and probably more.


Bottom line is, it will outrun you.
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:05 PM   #48
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Good thing that Rhino didn't have an assault rifle.
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:06 PM   #49
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Um........they do that.
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:12 PM   #50
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:15 PM   #51
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Why is there a walkway in the middle of a Bison field?
It makes it easier to find the bodies.

That, and Yellowstone has some occasional places where you take a step and the ground collapses and melts your foot with superheated steam.

The end of that video is interesting with the adult grinning after his kid was about to trampled beneath a one-ton wild animal. Yeah, pretty funny.
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:21 PM   #52
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....and the victim was rushed off to the hospital for emergency rhinoplasty surgery!!
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:38 PM   #53
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:41 PM   #54
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:47 PM   #57
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Them rhinos got 'em some nice sets o' ribs I wished were smokin' hot on my grill right about now.
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Old 01-18-2013, 03:08 PM   #59
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That was an awfully patient bison...
Yes it was. When they get pissed they start throwing dirt with their legs and head along with their tail sticking out, or up. The thing gave a lot of signs before it took after Jr. The kid got lucky.

Here's one teaching a dude how to fly.

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In the long term, a few broken ribs is a small price to pay for a lifetime of telling "I was gored by a rhino" stories at parties.
I guess I just don't get the Aussies...
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