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Old 01-18-2013, 09:46 AM  
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Rhino Gores Tourist 5 Seconds After Photo - Stupid Is As Stupid Does
OK it's Friday.

This falls into the "what the hell were you thinking" category.

"Chantal Beyer and her husband Sven Fouche, left, pose for a photograph with rhinos at the Aloe Ridge Nature Reserve near Johannesburg South Africa last weekend. Just after the photo was taken, the closest rhino attacked Beyer and its horn penetrated Beyer's chest from behind, resulting in a collapsed lung and broken ribs."


http://bigstory.ap.org/article/stand...ts-grave-wound


http://www.weather.com/travel/rhino-...woman-20130117


Stupid is as stupid does.
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Old 01-18-2013, 03:18 PM   #61
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Yes it was. When they get pissed they start throwing dirt with their legs and head along with their tail sticking out, or up. The thing gave a lot of signs before it took after Jr. The kid got lucky.

Here's one teaching a dude how to fly.

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The rhino closest to them in the picture even looks like he's thinking 'I'm gonna stab the shit outta this asshole'.




It's a Ray Lewis rhino...
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In the long term, a few broken ribs is a small price to pay for a lifetime of telling "I was gored by a rhino" stories at parties.


Just think, one inch to the left or right and that rhino could have hit a major organ.

Like when that jackass Steve Irwin "the crocodile hunter" got killed by the sting ray he was molesting.
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