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Old 01-26-2013, 03:56 PM  
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So my daughter has a new boyfriend
He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's
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Old 01-26-2013, 03:56 PM   #2
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Sounds like a responsible young man all things considered. Him being liberal should not scare you off.
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Old 01-26-2013, 03:58 PM   #3
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Sounds like a responsible young man all things considered. Him being liberal should not scare you off.
You approving worries me
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Old 01-26-2013, 03:58 PM   #4
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Who do you want dating your daughter? The 110 lb vegan dude who she could choke out with her thighs in a pinch, or the 210 pound dude who's going to gorillaf8ck her every night?
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Old 01-26-2013, 03:59 PM   #5
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Go to the nearest kinky dildo store, and buy the biggest black dildo. The young man will have to attend counseling sessions and miss out on his dates with the daughter.
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Old 01-26-2013, 03:59 PM   #7
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I am going to the sports bar to watch the Tarheels play so I expect plenty of advice to be here when I return...

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Well the kid looks me in the eyes when he talks, I kinda like that.... Most all of her little boyfriends avoid me

The age thing bothers me a little... But I bet 100 bucks to a quarter he is a virgin
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Old 01-26-2013, 04:02 PM   #14
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He speaks 4 languages.

He has been on a mission.

He has two jobs and goes to school.

What are you looking for? Someone related to Lamar Hunt or Donald Trump?
Dude when it's your Daughter, nobody is good enough...
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Well the kid looks me in the eyes when he talks, I kinda like that.... Most all of her little boyfriends avoid me

The age thing bothers me a little... But I bet 100 bucks to a quarter he is a virgin
So...you're hoping your 16.5-year-old daughter finds a non-virgin to date?
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