Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > The Lounge
Reload this Page Football PornHub's rejected Super Bowl ad.
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Reply
Page 3 of 4 12 3 4
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-29-2013, 10:16 AM  
Branden Albert's Huge Balls Branden Albert's Huge Balls is online now
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
 
Branden Albert's Huge Balls's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen
Casino cash: $160441
PornHub's rejected Super Bowl ad.
Literally LOL'd.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/porn...-super-bowl-ad
Posts: 151,786
Branden Albert's Huge Balls has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Branden Albert's Huge Balls has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Branden Albert's Huge Balls has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Branden Albert's Huge Balls has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Branden Albert's Huge Balls has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Branden Albert's Huge Balls has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Branden Albert's Huge Balls has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Branden Albert's Huge Balls has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Branden Albert's Huge Balls has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Branden Albert's Huge Balls has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Branden Albert's Huge Balls has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 12:05 PM   #31
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 
JezzBall Champion
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: 1.61 KM high city
Casino cash: $62680233
Quote:
Originally Posted by okoye35chiefs View Post
I never even thought about it until recently when my 8 year old started watching tv with me more.

I actually get so pissed now.. the next time you are watching evening news or something pay attention to how many erection commercials come on..

I will cover the birds and the bees but my god my kids can't watch spongeboob their whole life...
I hear the arguments about just drawing a diagram and saying "Here's how everything works," and it seems refreshingly honest. I had to learn about sex from hearing the hoodlums talk about it on the back of the school bus. But at the same time I can see where it would spark a curiosity that might not be appropriate for a child. Tough call.

Like I said, I don't have kids, but I've thought about it sometimes when a show like 2 1/2 Men is on. Or 80 percent of other shows these days, for that matter. At least the commercials are for medications, but some of the jokes and plot lines on today's television are far past the line for family fare.

Now, to completely contradict myself, I'll note a couple of funny things I saw on TV the other day, while at the same time being surprised that they made it onto the air. I'm a fan of "My Name Is Earl", and they're always slipping through things that make my jaw drop. The most overt one on an episode I saw last week was one where Earl's new wife came home for a romantic evening. She asked him about edible underwear flavors (he nixed chocolate), but then she reached into a shopping bag, smiled real big, and pulled out a pair of handcuffs and .... a bunch of carrots.

A bunch of carrots? Wow.

In the same episode, he was talking about seducing Amish women (or at least the local version of them). It was actually pretty funny, because the scene broke to a rhythmically shaking van and Earl's voiceover saying something like, "Even without land, a good farmer will find something to plow."

My goodness.

That show got away with as much as any show I've ever seen.
__________________
Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line.
Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time.
Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame.
Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.
Posts: 67,179
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 12:12 PM   #32
okoye35chiefs okoye35chiefs is offline
Starter
 
okoye35chiefs's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Death Valley
Casino cash: $955008
yeah tv wise if we are watching tv together it is a cooking show or that fat blob that stuffs his face (soon to have a heartattack) with crazy food challenges..M vs F...

Other than that they watch age appr. tv.

As a kid I never got the speech and also learned on the bus!
Posts: 649
okoye35chiefs must have mowed badgirl's lawn.okoye35chiefs must have mowed badgirl's lawn.okoye35chiefs must have mowed badgirl's lawn.okoye35chiefs must have mowed badgirl's lawn.okoye35chiefs must have mowed badgirl's lawn.okoye35chiefs must have mowed badgirl's lawn.okoye35chiefs must have mowed badgirl's lawn.okoye35chiefs must have mowed badgirl's lawn.okoye35chiefs must have mowed badgirl's lawn.okoye35chiefs must have mowed badgirl's lawn.okoye35chiefs must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 12:16 PM   #33
DJKid DJKid is offline
Starter
 
DJKid's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: SWMO
Casino cash: $1826
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoWalrus View Post
Try watching it to the end.
Huh? Wut? Who the hell watches anything to do with porn all the way til the end? Scene 1...... ......off to do something else now.
Posts: 118
DJKid is not part of the Right 53.DJKid is not part of the Right 53.DJKid is not part of the Right 53.DJKid is not part of the Right 53.DJKid is not part of the Right 53.DJKid is not part of the Right 53.DJKid is not part of the Right 53.DJKid is not part of the Right 53.DJKid is not part of the Right 53.DJKid is not part of the Right 53.DJKid is not part of the Right 53.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 12:18 PM
okoye35chiefs
This message has been deleted by okoye35chiefs.
Old 01-29-2013, 12:32 PM   #34
ChiefsCountry ChiefsCountry is offline
MVP
 
ChiefsCountry's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Lake of the Ozarks
Casino cash: $648206
I'm more amazed at the idiots who buy their porn when you can watch most of it for free.
__________________
http://i43.tinypic.com/5bp8gj.png
Posts: 24,457
ChiefsCountry has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.ChiefsCountry has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.ChiefsCountry has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.ChiefsCountry has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.ChiefsCountry has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.ChiefsCountry has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.ChiefsCountry has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.ChiefsCountry has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.ChiefsCountry has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.ChiefsCountry has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.ChiefsCountry has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 12:47 PM   #35
Mr. Flopnuts Mr. Flopnuts is offline
Banned
 
Mr. Flopnuts's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Down the rabbit hole
Casino cash: $113743408
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry View Post
I'm more amazed at the idiots who buy their porn when you can watch most of it for free.
Seriously...
Posts: 41,824
Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 01:48 PM   #36
Setsuna Setsuna is offline
Ach sooooo...
 
Setsuna's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Gator Country
Casino cash: $126943
LOL this is the most stupid crap on the face of the planet. I'm glad they rejected that smut. You'd have children googling that crap wondering wtf it is. JFC.
__________________
So we'll find 'em in the end, I promise you. We'll find 'em. Just as sure as the...turnin' of the earth. -Ethan
Posts: 8,335
Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 01:49 PM   #37
Setsuna Setsuna is offline
Ach sooooo...
 
Setsuna's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Gator Country
Casino cash: $126943
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJKid View Post
Huh? Wut? Who the hell watches anything to do with porn all the way til the end? Scene 1...... ......off to do something else now.
The money shot dude. Especially if the chick is average in the face department. That improves her visage ten fold.
__________________
So we'll find 'em in the end, I promise you. We'll find 'em. Just as sure as the...turnin' of the earth. -Ethan
Posts: 8,335
Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Setsuna Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 02:34 PM   #38
Thig Lyfe Thig Lyfe is offline
R.I.P HOPE 2008-2009
 
Thig Lyfe's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Thigpen's America
Casino cash: $532323
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry View Post
I'm more amazed at the idiots who buy their porn when you can watch most of it for free.
or you can just wait til houstonwhodat posts a thread with lots of hott chixxx pixxx!!!!! #hornyboner
__________________
Matt Cassel sucks and I'm great!
Posts: 24,833
Thig Lyfe Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Thig Lyfe Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Thig Lyfe Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Thig Lyfe Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Thig Lyfe Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Thig Lyfe Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Thig Lyfe Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Thig Lyfe Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Thig Lyfe Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Thig Lyfe Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Thig Lyfe Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 02:56 PM   #39
Fish Fish is offline
Missing Dick Curl
 
Fish's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2089321
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandusksuna View Post
LOL this is the most stupid crap on the face of the planet. I'm glad they rejected that smut. You'd have children googling that crap wondering wtf it is. JFC.
Ohh please. Kids don't need an exact web address in order to find porn on the internet. You're woefully underestimating today's young people if you think this would be the key to unlocking internet porn...
__________________
Posts: 21,460
Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 08:33 PM   #40
crispystl420 crispystl420 is offline
Veteran
 
crispystl420's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2004
Casino cash: $26110
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJKid View Post
Huh? Wut? Who the hell watches anything to do with porn all the way til the end? Scene 1...... ......off to do something else now.
yup that old lady did it for me in about 1.7 seconds I'm easy.
Posts: 3,185
crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 08:37 PM   #41
crispystl420 crispystl420 is offline
Veteran
 
crispystl420's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2004
Casino cash: $26110
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fish View Post
Ohh please. Kids don't need an exact web address in order to find porn on the internet. You're woefully underestimating today's young people if you think this would be the key to unlocking internet porn...
Seriously, unlike most of the adult population kids know how to use google search.
Posts: 3,185
crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.crispystl420 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 08:38 PM   #42
unnecessary drama unnecessary drama is offline
Steve Perry!
 
unnecessary drama's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2012
Casino cash: $6978833
my god I probably wouldn't have had a girlfriend 3 years of high school if porn was easy to get back then as it is today
Posts: 7,450
unnecessary drama < Casselunnecessary drama < Casselunnecessary drama < Casselunnecessary drama < Casselunnecessary drama < Casselunnecessary drama < Casselunnecessary drama < Casselunnecessary drama < Casselunnecessary drama < Casselunnecessary drama < Casselunnecessary drama < Cassel
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 08:40 PM   #43
Strongside Strongside is offline
Damn, we're in a tight spot.
 
Strongside's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: KC
Casino cash: $2029841
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess View Post
my god I probably wouldn't have had a girlfriend 3 years of high school if porn was easy to get back then as it is today
And I wouldn't have a girlfriend today if ass was as easy to get as it was in high school.
__________________
Posts: 4,164
Strongside has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Strongside has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Strongside has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Strongside has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Strongside has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Strongside has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Strongside has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Strongside has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Strongside has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Strongside has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Strongside has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 11:50 PM   #44
Chiefspants Chiefspants is online now
Do what?
 
Chiefspants's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2007
Casino cash: $968271
Good thing GoDaddy will have a commercial featuring a good ol' Danica Patrick striptease instead!

/Murica'
Last edited by Chiefspants; 01-29-2013 at 11:59 PM..
Posts: 3,659
Chiefspants is too fat/Omaha.Chiefspants is too fat/Omaha.Chiefspants is too fat/Omaha.Chiefspants is too fat/Omaha.Chiefspants is too fat/Omaha.Chiefspants is too fat/Omaha.Chiefspants is too fat/Omaha.Chiefspants is too fat/Omaha.Chiefspants is too fat/Omaha.Chiefspants is too fat/Omaha.Chiefspants is too fat/Omaha.
   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2013, 11:55 PM   #45
Jiu Jitsu Jon Jiu Jitsu Jon is offline
Starter
 
Jiu Jitsu Jon's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $9298
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fish View Post
Ohh please. Kids don't need an exact web address in order to find porn on the internet. You're woefully underestimating today's young people if you think this would be the key to unlocking internet porn...
That's unfortunately true but also the reason why they don't need a Super Bowl ad ENCOURAGING them to check out a porn site. Let's not pour gasoline on a fire already raging. If you have a young one like me I can't see how you could possibly be cool with this. Good for the NFL for passing on it.
__________________
John Madden's three rules:

1. Be on time.
2. Pay attention.
3. Play like hell when I tell you to.
Posts: 477
Jiu Jitsu Jon is not part of the Right 53.Jiu Jitsu Jon is not part of the Right 53.Jiu Jitsu Jon is not part of the Right 53.Jiu Jitsu Jon is not part of the Right 53.Jiu Jitsu Jon is not part of the Right 53.Jiu Jitsu Jon is not part of the Right 53.Jiu Jitsu Jon is not part of the Right 53.Jiu Jitsu Jon is not part of the Right 53.Jiu Jitsu Jon is not part of the Right 53.Jiu Jitsu Jon is not part of the Right 53.Jiu Jitsu Jon is not part of the Right 53.
   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 3 of 4 12 3 4

« Previous Thread | > The Lounge < | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 02:18 AM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.