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J.J. Watt "pretend" marries 6 year old girl for the day.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon...r-old/1879937/
While the city of Houston was gearing up for the Texans' divisional playoff game against the New England Patriots, one six-year-old wasn't feeling the excitement. She was in tears. In a video posted to YouTube, the young girl is crying because she's not 25 years old. Her mother asks why. It was simple, really: The girl says if she were 25, she'd be able to marry Texans defensive star J.J. Watt. (He's like renting a car in that way.) The clip, and all of the crocodile tears held within, is fantastic: Watt found out about the clip and asked his Facebook followers for help in finding the family. "We have to find her and turn those tears into a smile, he wrote." The power of social media made it happen, and this week Watt "proposed" to six-year-old Breanna. "Thanks to your help, we found 6-year-old Breanna and she said yes to being my pretend wife for the day," he posted on Wednesday. He has the pictures to prove it. It's a great story and one that will make Watt more popular with all genders and age groups. And, Breanna? I've been there before, girl. The difference is, I never got to marry Belinda Carlisle, not even for a day. |
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There's a certain inherent creepiness factor about a 25 year old play marrying a 6 year old.
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I think we've all long known how deranged I am.
(caveat: I didn't actually read any of the story; I was just being perverse) |
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I'm not going to lie, I'm sitting here doing a Mr. Burns with my hands awaiting in glee for Keg's response.
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Aaaaaaaaaaand, let down. I should've known he couldn't be trolled.
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Pretty cool of Watt. It would be funny if he married her IRL in 20 years.
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JJ Watt could have any woman he wants and he chooses her? Sickening....
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