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Old 02-05-2013, 08:19 PM  
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‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’

Zoophile: ‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/b...aby/index.html

Maybe no one explained to Andrew Mendoza of Wharton County Texas, that some things are better left unsaid, but Mendoza, who was accused of sexing up the neighbor’s horse, wanted to explain himself and so waived his right to remain silent. Having read the report, this writer really wishes he hadn’t.

According to his statement Mendoza was waiting for his girlfriend to come over, but when she hadn’t called by 11 p.m., he decided to go over his neighbor’s and have sex with their brown horse. Was he lonely, merely reaching out to another human,— I mean species — for comfort; or was this just a petty attempt to make his girlfriend jealous? Well, it’s even weirder than that. Unfortunately he describes in detail his ‘good time’ with the horse, whose name was not released by police, adding that, “The horse did not try to move or nothing it just stood there while I was f***king it. I guess the horse was liking it.” That’s what they all say.

He also shared his motive, “I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He merrily concluded, “I ain’t gonna lie, I blew a nut in the horse.” Thank you for sharing, Mr. Mendoza.

Mendoza, who already had a lengthy rap sheet, pleaded guilty to criminal trespass and public lewdness. He was sentenced to four months in jail. He wasn’t so merry when he was later serving a separate sentence for trespassing and indecency with a child. We may never know if he blamed his girlfriend for that too, because he hanged himself in his cell.
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:17 AM   #31
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Obama wants to grant this guy citizenship??
Dipshit. Immigrants don't use phrases like "I ain't gonna lie. I blew a nut in that horse."
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:55 AM   #32
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Dipshit. Immigrants don't use phrases like "I ain't gonna lie. I blew a nut in that horse."
The ones I know do.
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:11 AM   #33
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So this is the Mendoza line I hear so much about. (sry if repost)
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:30 AM   #34
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Dipshit. Immigrants don't use phrases like "I ain't gonna lie. I blew a nut in that horse."
Are you an expert on what they do say?
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:33 AM   #35
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Zoophile: ‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/b...aby/index.html

Maybe no one explained to Andrew Mendoza of Wharton County Texas, that some things are better left unsaid, but Mendoza, who was accused of sexing up the neighbor’s horse, wanted to explain himself and so waived his right to remain silent. Having read the report, this writer really wishes he hadn’t.

According to his statement Mendoza was waiting for his girlfriend to come over, but when she hadn’t called by 11 p.m., he decided to go over his neighbor’s and have sex with their brown horse. Was he lonely, merely reaching out to another human,— I mean species — for comfort; or was this just a petty attempt to make his girlfriend jealous? Well, it’s even weirder than that. Unfortunately he describes in detail his ‘good time’ with the horse, whose name was not released by police, adding that, “The horse did not try to move or nothing it just stood there while I was f***king it. I guess the horse was liking it.” That’s what they all say.

He also shared his motive, “I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He merrily concluded, “I ain’t gonna lie, I blew a nut in the horse.” Thank you for sharing, Mr. Mendoza.

Mendoza, who already had a lengthy rap sheet, pleaded guilty to criminal trespass and public lewdness. He was sentenced to four months in jail. He wasn’t so merry when he was later serving a separate sentence for trespassing and indecency with a child. We may never know if he blamed his girlfriend for that too, because he hanged himself in his cell.

I would imagine the reason the horse did not move and just stood there would be that if it could speak it would have said "Is it in yet?"
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:05 AM   #36
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amazing what is said and done.

you can't make this kind of stuff up
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:09 AM   #37
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amazing what is said and done.

you can't make this kind of stuff up
Oh he definitely tried that, problem is that it was real.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:18 AM   #38
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“I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.”
If that worked, Scotland would be full of sheepmen.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:21 AM   #39
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:23 PM   #40
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:30 PM   #41
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Sounded like a smart guy. What a loss. He was just here to make a better life for himself.

Didn't Cortez introduce horses to Mexico years ago?
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:45 PM   #42
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:51 PM   #43
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:59 PM   #44
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:43 PM   #45
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Zoophile: ‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/b...aby/index.html

Unfortunately he describes in detail his ‘good time’ with the horse, whose name was not released by police, adding that, “The horse did not try to move or nothing it just stood there while I was f***king it. I guess the horse was liking it.” That’s what they all say.
So the horse was consenting?
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