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Thatguy · 02-09-2013, 08:04 AM

From Faux News

Reports surfaced yesterday, that President Obama is responsible for global warming. The source says Obama, prior to his birth, influenced industries to pollute the air, water and land with promised future tax breaks and bribes. Sources say a pre-born Obama was well aware of his future presidency, and used that as leverage with industry leaders. Sources also state Obama wanted to use the excuse of global warming as a reason to start experimenting with new technology that would eventually help him establish a socialist, communist, dictatorship in the state of Rhode Island.

Sources state a Obama used his Kenyan Birth certificate as a flux capacitor, allowing him to travel back in time. Others believe a pre-born Obama polluted the environment himself, blaming companies for the pollution. No one can be certain how it happened, but the fact remains-Obama is responsible for global warming.

Upon the release of this new report, the Republican Party who for years denied the existence of global warming has now changed its tone. Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus "We now believe global warming is a real issue, to be taken serious. It`s clear now that President Obama may be involved. This new information would lead us to believe global warming is in fact, a real thing. We're asking congress for a full investigation into what role the President played in global warming." When asked why the party dramatically changed its view over night from denying all scientific reports confirming the existence of global warming , Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus stated “We believe Obama wants to destroy America, earth , and the moon. Scientific facts can be manipulated, for our party it’s more plausible the president time traveled using his Kenyan birth certificate.”

KILLER_CLOWN · 02-09-2013, 10:11 AM

How do you know Hopebama's lying?

His lips move...next.

Prison Bitch · 02-09-2013, 11:35 AM

The stock market is up! That means Obama did it.

Employment is stuck at the identical level to the day he was inaugurated in 2009. That means Bush did that. Or the GOP House did that. Or somebody else not named did that. Not Obama. He only does the good things.

HonestChieffan · 02-09-2013, 07:33 PM

How can Obama be the cause of something that is made up?

**RNR** · 02-09-2013, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by HonestChieffan

How can Obama be the cause of something that is made up?

He has made up all kinds of things Bush was the cause of. Strange when the finger gets pointed at Obama it is Bush! If that doesn't work it is you can't blame the president because the president does not have that much power. I always wonder how Bush had so much power~

HonestChieffan · 02-09-2013, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by RNR

He has made up all kinds of things Bush was the cause of. Strange when the finger gets pointed at Obama it is Bush! If that doesn't work it is you can't blame the president because the president does not have that much power. I always wonder how Bush had so much power~

Global warming is all horsehit. So is Obama. But he didnt create it. He just wants to use it.

**RNR** · 02-09-2013, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by HonestChieffan

Global warming is all horsehit. So is Obama. But he didnt create it. He just wants to use it.

But if it was real it would be W's fault~

HonestChieffan · 02-09-2013, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by RNR

But if it was real it would be W's fault~

Or some other R. Certainly not the O.

**RNR** · 02-09-2013, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by HonestChieffan

Or some other R. Certainly not the O.

As I just told another poster, the same applies to you. I nominated you as a candidate from the the right to be the president of Chiefs Planet DC. I expect a little quicker agreement in return damn it~

HonestChieffan · 02-09-2013, 08:28 PM

Dont try to make me into an agreeable fellow. Ill agree when I am ready and not before.

stonedstooge · 02-09-2013, 08:32 PM

Watch the east coast libtards try to spin the blizzard they had into global weather changes caused by GLOBAL WARMING

**RNR** · 02-09-2013, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by HonestChieffan

Dont try to make me into an agreeable fellow. Ill agree when I am ready and not before.

How in the heck do you ever expect to get elected if you insist on sticking to your core values

**CrazyPhuD** · 02-10-2013, 05:28 AM

Bah everyone knows that Obama causes global warming because he's black. If he were white he'd reflect the solar energy that comes from the sun back into space. But since he's black he absorbs the energy trapping it's heat which causes global warming! Thankfully he's half white or global warming would be twice as bad as it is today!

**J Diddy** · 02-10-2013, 07:24 AM

Okay now that we are finally in a circle, take your right wing and place it on the penis of the guy standing to your right. Yes, the penis, not his left hand. For a full on right wing circle jerk it has to be wing to dick, none of that dutch rudder shit.

BCD · 02-10-2013, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Thatguy

Voted for Bush twice

And Obama once.

I'll never vote Democrat or Republican ever again.

loochy · 02-10-2013, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Thatguy

Going forward, my standard response to your post addressing my post will be:
"There is no "debate" or "discussion" in DC forums. There is only name calling and mocking. You want to change the rules in the middle of game go ahead, but I will not respect something which doesn't exist. This forum is a right wing piss box, were anyone`s ideas and beliefs that don't conform to right wing idea of "real patriotism" is shunned and mocked. How dare you try act above it all , when you`re a major player in the mocking of "debate" and "discussion" in the DC forum."

Don't forget constant accusations of racism

02-09-2013, 08:04 AM
Thatguy I BRAUGHT THE BOOZE Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: KU VILLE Casino cash: $29731	Obama responsibile for global warming From Faux News Reports surfaced yesterday, that President Obama is responsible for global warming. The source says Obama, prior to his birth, influenced industries to pollute the air, water and land with promised future tax breaks and bribes. Sources say a pre-born Obama was well aware of his future presidency, and used that as leverage with industry leaders. Sources also state Obama wanted to use the excuse of global warming as a reason to start experimenting with new technology that would eventually help him establish a socialist, communist, dictatorship in the state of Rhode Island. Sources state a Obama used his Kenyan Birth certificate as a flux capacitor, allowing him to travel back in time. Others believe a pre-born Obama polluted the environment himself, blaming companies for the pollution. No one can be certain how it happened, but the fact remains-Obama is responsible for global warming. Upon the release of this new report, the Republican Party who for years denied the existence of global warming has now changed its tone. Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus "We now believe global warming is a real issue, to be taken serious. It`s clear now that President Obama may be involved. This new information would lead us to believe global warming is in fact, a real thing. We're asking congress for a full investigation into what role the President played in global warming." When asked why the party dramatically changed its view over night from denying all scientific reports confirming the existence of global warming , Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus stated “We believe Obama wants to destroy America, earth , and the moon. Scientific facts can be manipulated, for our party it’s more plausible the president time traveled using his Kenyan birth certificate.”
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02-09-2013, 10:11 AM	#16
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02-09-2013, 11:35 AM	#17
Prison Bitch MVP Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Lees summit Casino cash: $48119	The stock market is up! That means Obama did it. Employment is stuck at the identical level to the day he was inaugurated in 2009. That means Bush did that. Or the GOP House did that. Or somebody else not named did that. Not Obama. He only does the good things.
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02-09-2013, 07:33 PM	#18
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02-09-2013, 08:28 PM	#24
HonestChieffan Hoffa called me an SOB Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the Country in MO Casino cash: $1238931	Dont try to make me into an agreeable fellow. Ill agree when I am ready and not before. __________________ Frazod to KC Nitwit..."Hey, I saw a picture of some dumpy bitch with a horrible ****tarded giant back tattoo and couldn't help but think of you." Simple, Pure, Perfect. 7/31/2013
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02-09-2013, 08:32 PM	#25
stonedstooge Arf! Arf! Arf! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: North Casino cash: $400560	Watch the east coast libtards try to spin the blizzard they had into global weather changes caused by GLOBAL WARMING __________________ 2013 ADOPT A CHIEF Eric Kush "Often is a word I seldom use"--JP
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02-10-2013, 05:28 AM	#27
CrazyPhuD Meow Join Date: Jun 2005 Casino cash: $1613156	Bah everyone knows that Obama causes global warming because he's black. If he were white he'd reflect the solar energy that comes from the sun back into space. But since he's black he absorbs the energy trapping it's heat which causes global warming! Thankfully he's half white or global warming would be twice as bad as it is today! __________________ "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t*rd by the clean end"
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02-10-2013, 07:24 AM	#28
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