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Old 03-19-2006, 12:05 PM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 02-10-2013, 12:36 AM   #421
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:39 AM   #422
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:25 AM   #423
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:09 AM   #424
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:27 AM   #425
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Why would anyone not disable signatures? Viewing a thread is like trawling through a dozen websites e-stapled together with some of the sigs on here.
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:53 AM   #426
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:02 AM   #427
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:31 AM   #428
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Why would anyone not disable signatures? Viewing a thread is like trawling through a dozen websites e-stapled together with some of the sigs on here.
Yeah, they're completely obnoxious in my opinion.
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:36 AM   #429
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:46 AM   #430
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would it be obnoxious of me to post my sig for you.
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:14 AM   #431
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Old 06-02-2013, 06:30 PM   #432
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Old 06-02-2013, 06:32 PM   #433
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Old 06-02-2013, 06:33 PM   #434
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Old 06-02-2013, 06:34 PM   #435
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