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Bo's Pelini · 02-11-2013, 10:11 AM

Dave Lane

ClevelandBronco · 02-11-2013, 10:26 AM

Killer Clown

BucEyedPea · 02-11-2013, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini

Dave Lane

scott free · 02-11-2013, 11:35 AM

patteeu

BucEyedPea · 02-11-2013, 11:36 AM

La Literatura

**Reaper16** · 02-11-2013, 11:41 AM

Patteeu will never fail to look the other way upon a moral failure from someone who thinks similarly to him. This makes him the perfect choice for DC Pope.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-11-2013, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by scott free

patteeu

I second this nomination. He's so passionate about his convictions that I could see him sweeping child ****ing under the rug to further his agenda.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 02-11-2013, 11:43 AM

I would make the greatest ****ing Pope ever. Massive reform all up in this bitch. I'd be like Jesus kicking ass in the temple and whipping all the money changers up.

Then I'd raise a shit ton of cash from melting down all the gold bullshit they decorate everything with and donate it all to charity.

They'd call me Pope Hope the 1st.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 02-11-2013, 11:46 AM

I would eradicate all dogma from church law and make Kevin Smith a Saint.

Man I'd be a cool ****ing Pope.

Being Catholic would be so hip.

scott free · 02-11-2013, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I second this nomination. He's so passionate about his convictions that I could see him sweeping child ****ing under the rug to further his agenda.

Yeah, you and Reaper are correct about his defense of certain people at times.

But he does seem to hold sway in here, making sure things never get too far left.

BucEyedPea · 02-11-2013, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by GoWalrus

I would eradicate all dogma from church law and

It wouldn't Catholicism anymore, if you did that. It would be Protestantism.

ClevelandBronco · 02-11-2013, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

La Literatura

Much better.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 02-11-2013, 11:54 AM

The whole Vatican would be turned into a tourist trap...anyone could visit any room in the whole place, even the secret ones.

Wear the Shroud of Turin for an hour, only 10 bucks! Of course it wouldn't be the real Shroud, but they put fake Declarations of Independence on display so who cares?

Donate 50 bucks to the Church and you can wear the Papal gear, go on the huge balcony and wave to everyone. Throw the hat, we have extras!

At random public appearances I'll have mock lightsaber duels with a guy dressed as the devil. Sometimes he'll win, only to have God resurrect me. I get up and stab the devil in the back. It'll be like the random gunfights at Silver Dollar City, just with God stuff.

Get baptized by the Pope! $19.99, free if you're under 5!

Deberg_1990 · 02-11-2013, 11:56 AM

|Zach|

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 02-11-2013, 11:56 AM

The Pope is available for your birthday party, high school graduation or wedding...not available on Sundays...but only because we're all watching football.

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Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $151783	I would make the greatest ****ing Pope ever. Massive reform all up in this bitch. I'd be like Jesus kicking ass in the temple and whipping all the money changers up. Then I'd raise a shit ton of cash from melting down all the gold bullshit they decorate everything with and donate it all to charity. They'd call me Pope Hope the 1st. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $151783	I would eradicate all dogma from church law and make Kevin Smith a Saint. Man I'd be a cool ****ing Pope. Being Catholic would be so hip. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $151783	The whole Vatican would be turned into a tourist trap...anyone could visit any room in the whole place, even the secret ones. Wear the Shroud of Turin for an hour, only 10 bucks! Of course it wouldn't be the real Shroud, but they put fake Declarations of Independence on display so who cares? Donate 50 bucks to the Church and you can wear the Papal gear, go on the huge balcony and wave to everyone. Throw the hat, we have extras! At random public appearances I'll have mock lightsaber duels with a guy dressed as the devil. Sometimes he'll win, only to have God resurrect me. I get up and stab the devil in the back. It'll be like the random gunfights at Silver Dollar City, just with God stuff. Get baptized by the Pope! $19.99, free if you're under 5! __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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