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Old 02-12-2013, 02:02 PM  
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After a good long dating career, I may have had my last piece of strange. Met a girl at a SB party who's a solid 8.5 (minimum), younger, fun, educated, good job, same values, etc. She's on a 6 month lease, which creates some implications for moving in down the road.

The problem is her cat, pictured below. It was an ill advised gift from an ex (who I'd now like to kick in the balls). Apparently he's destructive, neurotic, eats uncontrollably, and emphatically does not like my dog. This is not my dog's fault, who's pretty mellow and enjoys licking/humping cats. She's attached to it and feels guilty for leaving said cat alone. Which is the natural and empathetic reaction of a well-adjusted person, but it cuts into certain activities and is generally problematic.

So, any advice you can give on dog/cat acclimation or dealing with a psycho cat in general (other than antifreeze) would be very much appreciated.

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Old 02-13-2013, 09:17 AM   #91
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Get in good with said cat. Train him. Make him love you. Earn his trust. She will see this and shift her love from the feline to you.

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Old 02-13-2013, 09:28 AM   #92
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Old 02-13-2013, 09:28 AM   #93
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Old 02-13-2013, 09:31 AM   #94
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Uh, no.

Other than sharing the same genus/species and abusive relationship with the Chiefs, I have nothing in common with that Springer-show hillbilly.
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Old 02-13-2013, 09:33 AM   #95
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:29 AM   #96
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:34 AM   #97
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So has anyone determined yet if this timeline is real? Is a guy really moving in with a chick after a few weeks? That cannot be possible. But if it is, we'll have to organize a mob to track him down and strip him of his man card asap.
I'm entertaining that possibility 6 months down the road, genious.
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:34 AM   #98
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:34 AM   #99
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:38 AM   #100
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Old 02-13-2013, 11:36 AM   #101
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That cat looks awesome.

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Old 02-13-2013, 11:41 AM   #102
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Get the little dude some of these. Throw him 10-15 of them a couple times a day. Make a game out of it. He'll come around.

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Old 02-13-2013, 11:48 AM   #103
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I'm entertaining that possibility 6 months down the road, genious.

But why even talk about it now? You just met.



The LAST thing I thought about after meeting a girl was: "Gee, when can we move in and play house together!". That's not what men do.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:03 PM   #104
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But why even talk about it now? You just met.



The LAST thing I thought about after meeting a girl was: "Gee, when can we move in and play house together!". That's not what men do.
Where did I say I was discussing the issue with new girl?
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:05 PM   #105
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