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Old 02-13-2013, 01:40 PM  
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****This Sea Slug Discards Its Penis After Sex and Grows Another****

Even in the utterly dry language of science, there is no way to describe the mating behavior of the sea slug Chromodoris reticulata as anything other than bizarre. The creature, native to the Pacific Ocean, engages in simultaneous hermaphroditic mating—that is, each slug has both a penis and a vagina, and when mating, both members of a couple inserts their penises into the other’s vagina at the same time—but that’s not nearly the strangest aspect of their reproduction efforts.

As discovered by a group of Japanese scientists and revealed today in the journal Biology Letters, it’s what C. reticulata does after sex that is particularly unexpected—and previously unknown in the animal kingdom. After copulating for about 10 minutes, each slug discards its penis and immediately begins growing a new one, which is ready for use within 24 hours.



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Old 02-13-2013, 01:58 PM   #16
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:29 PM   #19
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Meh. Bet it has a penis.
It might have a vagina too. You never know. If you **** a hermaphroditic animal after it loses its penis, are you just into bestiality or are you still technically into gay bestiality? Is that a lower circle of Hell or is it on the same rung?
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Why would they need to ready again in 24 hours, are these slugs NOT married? Immoral!

"With a full day for regeneration, though, their mating behavior was entirely regular. One particularly vigorous specimen was even able to grow its penis back twice in a row, mating 3 times consecutively with 24 hours between each instance."


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