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Old 02-12-2013, 03:02 PM  
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After a good long dating career, I may have had my last piece of strange. Met a girl at a SB party who's a solid 8.5 (minimum), younger, fun, educated, good job, same values, etc. She's on a 6 month lease, which creates some implications for moving in down the road.

The problem is her cat, pictured below. It was an ill advised gift from an ex (who I'd now like to kick in the balls). Apparently he's destructive, neurotic, eats uncontrollably, and emphatically does not like my dog. This is not my dog's fault, who's pretty mellow and enjoys licking/humping cats. She's attached to it and feels guilty for leaving said cat alone. Which is the natural and empathetic reaction of a well-adjusted person, but it cuts into certain activities and is generally problematic.

So, any advice you can give on dog/cat acclimation or dealing with a psycho cat in general (other than antifreeze) would be very much appreciated.
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:05 PM   #106
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Where did I say I was discussing the issue with new girl?
You tipped yer' hand...
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:08 PM   #107
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Let the cat outside. Then when its used to going out, take it 6-7 blocks away and let it go. Say it never came back.
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:11 PM   #108
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Old 02-13-2013, 09:04 PM   #109
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Maybe if you spread a can of tuna around you anus and taint and let him go to town you'd have a different perspective.

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Old 02-13-2013, 09:15 PM   #110
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That cat looks awesome.

You need to learn to get along with it.
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Old 02-13-2013, 09:18 PM   #111
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I'm entertaining that possibility 6 months down the road, genious.
That's still jumping the gun, seriously. You don't even know her.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:57 AM   #112
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That's still jumping the gun, seriously. You don't even know her.
Well, he did spell genius with -ious, so chances are he's not all that bright to begin with.

After two weeks he's planning on moving in with her 6 months down the road.

Get through the first MONTH at least.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:00 AM   #113
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:06 AM   #114
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That's still jumping the gun, seriously. You don't even know her.
Yeah, for all he knows she could be blowing Black Bob's uncle.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:52 AM   #115
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I'm ****ing pissed that I'm not reading about ACTUAL pussy control issues

If your dog can't handle his biz....then perhaps the cat is in control after all
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