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Old 02-12-2013, 01:12 PM  
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Carnival Cruise Ship Stranded For 3rd Day - Sewage "Running Down The Walls"

Ever been on a cruise ship?

I haven't and this is one of the reasons why.

I'm sure people have had good times, but to me, you are a prisoner to the ship once you leave shore.

"Foul conditions aboard stranded Carnival cruise ship Triumph: Passengers describe 'sewage running down the walls' and people acting like 'savages'

Since a fire broke out in an engine room Sunday morning, the Carnival Triumph has been drifting off the coast of Mexico. A total of 3,143 passengers and 1,086 crew have been forced to make do with cold food, no hot water, sweltering indoor temperatures, and few working toilets. A tow boat is expected Thursday, after an initial plan to tow the ship to a port in Mexico was scrapped."

No Lights, No Water



http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1261258

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/carn...d-day-18474675


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Old 02-14-2013, 03:38 PM   #181
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This is so ****ing great.

http://deadspin.com/5984377/stranded...someone-aboard

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Two people were banging in my tent the first night and I watched I was so bored.

Y'all better be enjoying your Valentine's flowers while we're defecating in red plastic bags.

People are spelling "HELP" with their bodies. Our theme song has been Alicia Keys: "This Boat Is On Fire."
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Old 02-14-2013, 03:45 PM   #182
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Somehow I don't think they will be handing out "please rate your stay" cards to people as they file off the boat
Do you increase or decrease the standard tips in this situation? You obviously didn't have a great experience, but at the same time your cabin steward was carrying off bags of your feces. It's a tipping conundrum.
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Old 02-14-2013, 03:47 PM   #183
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Do you increase or decrease the standard tips in this situation? You obviously didn't have a great experience, but at the same time your cabin steward was carrying off bags of your feces. It's a tipping conundrum.
Well they run your CC through for a tip percentage or some shit...so no matter what they're getting money from you.
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:07 PM   #184
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Hee Ho Here you go.


Captured by gulf coast pirates
drifting hopelessly at sea
I've been dreaming for your quick return
from the SS minnow you soon will flee.

We'll hug and say I've missed you
I'll be waiting near by in the car
I've got something like a wooden leg
to welcome home your rusty star.

My Castaway Valentine
My heart has ached for you.
While you were tanning on the upper deck
my balls have turned 3 shades of blue.

But if you should not make it back in time
There are 2 reasons I'll be fine
while roses may be red, and violets are blue
a case of beer is cheaper than dinner just for 2

When you disembark the Jolly Roger
walk with dignity and class
But Soon I'll use my One eyed pirate
To knock the barnacles from your ass.

I'm glad you're at home, stop talking..
now remove those soiled clothes.
Tonight I'd better wear a condom
Or I might shoot it out your nose.
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:11 PM   #185
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:19 PM   #186
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is it gay for a group of single dudes to go on a cruise together or...?

does this happen? I'm just thinking of vacation ideas...lots of puss on cruise ships easy to get or...what?

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Old 02-14-2013, 06:26 PM   #187
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is it gay for a group of single dudes to go on a cruise together or...?

does this happen? I'm just thinking of vacation ideas...lots of puss on cruise ships easy to get or...what?

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Old 02-14-2013, 06:26 PM   #188
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Not if it's a hetero singles cruise.
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those exist?
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:28 PM   #189
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does this happen? I'm just thinking of vacation ideas...lots of puss on cruise ships easy to get or...what?
Dude, chicks on cruise ships are easy prey.

In fact they're almost ALL looking to get ****ed.

As soon as they step on board the inhibitions go flying out to sea. People are running game in the lines to get on the ship.
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:40 PM   #190
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Well, I guess this one goes in the "should not go on a cruise ever" side of the argument.

That would be the suck
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:43 PM   #191
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Meh.

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Old 02-14-2013, 06:49 PM   #192
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Dude, chicks on cruise ships are easy prey.

In fact they're almost ALL looking to get ****ed.

As soon as they step on board the inhibitions go flying out to sea. People are running game in the lines to get on the ship.
Remind us how many cruises you've been on.
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:51 PM   #193
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Remind us how many cruises you've been on.
I've been on 3 and hooked up 6 times.

Chicks are mad horny for davy jones dick
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:53 PM   #194
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Ships been coming into dock for about the past 30 minutes. They are about to offload. ,live coverage on CNN.
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