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Old 02-21-2013, 11:00 AM  
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Being stuck indoors can be depressing. Good news! I have a solution! Now if you can just get the wife or GF to trust science....

http://www.sex.com/news/blog/2012/08...women-and-men/

Itís great that blowjobs can be used as a cure for morning sickness but this blowjob news will blow* you away. The State University of New York has been studying the mood altering effects of chemicals in semen. Their results, shocking:

Blowjobs are good for a womanís health.

In case you didnít get it the first time, Iíll repeat myself:
BLOWJOBS ARE GOOD FOR A WOMANíS HEALTH!

This may sound like a male conspiracy to get more blowjobs (which it very well could be) but luckily the team from State have provided the credentials from the study.

Semen has a lot more to offer than just little guppies, also known as sperm. It contains several chemicals that can elevate mood (esterone, oxytocin, serotonin, and a thyrotropin-releasing hormone), increase affection (cortisol), and induce sleep (melatonin) making semen a mind-altering cocktail.

Researchers (Gallup, Burch, and Platek) interviewed 293 female college students from the Albany campus and got the women to give them blowjobs and compared their sex lives with a survey on depression. They found that women who never used condoms had fewer depression symptoms than those who always used condoms or abstained from sex entirely (not factoring the risk of not using a condom). Women who were abstinent or promiscuously practicing safe-sex were equally depressed meaning that women who are having sex arenít happier. It is the seminal fluid and its antidepressant qualities that make women happier.

The study also showed that women have better concentration and are better at cognitive tasks when exposed to semen.

So why blowjobs specifically? Because an accidental pregnancy can cause depression. Be safe and be happy by swallowing as much semen as you can.
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Old 02-21-2013, 12:11 PM   #31
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So I showed this to my fiance, and she says "Is that you telling me you want a blowjob?" I said "Yes".

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Key word: FIANCEE. Give it a few years after you're married, and BJs will become as distant a memory as 3am Saturday nite benders.
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Old 02-21-2013, 12:18 PM   #32
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Key word: FIANCEE. Give it a few years after you're married, and BJs will become as distant a memory as 3am Saturday nite benders.
I have 40 benders to 1 hummer.

And the wife use to be the QUEEN of hummers.

I don't put this out there lightly. All through HS and early College I was big on teh knob slob. Teh seggs was one thing but the hummer was the golden ticket.

This girl was the ****ing Willie Wonka of teh cog-candy.

Then came the ring...
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Old 02-21-2013, 12:19 PM   #33
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Old 02-21-2013, 12:21 PM   #34
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Old 02-21-2013, 12:24 PM   #35
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A good BJ will put me in a great mood for at least a week.
8 hours.

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Old 02-21-2013, 12:50 PM   #36
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Key word: FIANCEE. Give it a few years after you're married, and BJs will become as distant a memory as 3am Saturday nite benders.
Not necessarily true,I'm married 27 years and except for the past few months(due to an ongoing argument) I never wanted in that area.
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Old 02-21-2013, 02:51 PM   #37
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Old 02-21-2013, 03:06 PM   #38
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Not necessarily true,I'm married 27 years and except for the past few months(due to an ongoing argument) I never wanted in that area.
ongoing argument?
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Old 02-21-2013, 03:07 PM   #39
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Old 02-21-2013, 03:11 PM   #40
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A good BJ will put me in a great mood for at least a week.
Was it your first BJ?
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Old 02-21-2013, 03:15 PM   #41
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Was it your first BJ?
Nope, my wife and I are busy with 2 kids under 3 years old as we work full time jobs and I'm producing an album for my band.... so there are more important things than getting sucked off every day. I can handle once a week.

I do have to say this thread delivers good mojo. I just got a BJ 20 minutes ago. =)

Marriage didn't slow down the BJ's.... Kids did.
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Old 02-21-2013, 05:06 PM   #42
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Nope, my wife and I are busy with 2 kids under 3 years old as we work full time jobs and I'm producing an album for my band.... so there are more important things than getting sucked off every day. I can handle once a week.

I do have to say this thread delivers good mojo. I just got a BJ 20 minutes ago. =)

Marriage didn't slow down the BJ's.... Kids did.
So you're whacking it then?
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Old 02-21-2013, 06:05 PM   #44
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So you're whacking it then?
Well, yeah. For a few days a week.
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Old 02-21-2013, 06:15 PM   #45
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ongoing argument?
Let's just say the mrs has been on my ass for awhile and for the first time I'm the one that hasn't been interested.
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