*****OFFICIAL Draft Geno Smith Thread*****

[SNR]

Best fans in the NFL.

Best-smelling parking lot in the country.

Gary Glitter.

Arrowhead flyovers.

Season tickets are still available.

Ground'em and pound'em with the running game until the defense breaks.

Book KC Wolf for your next birthday party or bar mitzvah today!

Join us in welcoming Fatty McFatfat, the new face of the franchise for yooooouuur Kansas City Chiefs!

[NJChiefsFan]

Originally Posted by SNR

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of corners--and safeties--and running backs--
Of receivers at the wings--
And why the Chiefs have sucked--
And whether they can get some rings."

"But wait a bit," the True Fans cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are scared pussies,
And love our players fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Manager.
They thanked him much for that.

"A quarterback," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Charles and Bowe besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, True Fans dear,
We can play games with a lead"

BUT......Milkman could do better.

[Pestilence]

Originally Posted by SNR

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of corners--and safeties--and running backs--
Of receivers at the wings--
And why the Chiefs have sucked--
And whether they can get some rings."

"But wait a bit," the True Fans cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are scared pussies,
And love our players fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Manager.
They thanked him much for that.

"A quarterback," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Charles and Bowe besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, True Fans dear,
We can play games with a lead"

You glorious bastard.

[SNR]

Rep to the first person who can identify the poem I'm riffing

[Pestilence]

The Walrus and the Carpenter.

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by SNR

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of corners--and safeties--and running backs--
Of receivers at the wings--
And why the Chiefs have sucked--
And whether they can get some rings."

"But wait a bit," the True Fans cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are scared pussies,
And love our players fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Manager.
They thanked him much for that.

"A quarterback," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Charles and Bowe besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, True Fans dear,
We can play games with a lead"

PEPPER NEEDS NEW SHORTS!!!!!

[Reaper16]

Originally Posted by SNR

Rep to the first person who can identify the poem I'm riffing

GoChiefs already did, clearly.

[SNR]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

The Walrus and the Carpenter.

Somebody either paid attention in middle school English class or has kids

[SNR]

Originally Posted by Reaper16

GoChiefs already did, clearly.

Ah, so it is. I've never seen that cartoon before, and it took me awhile to figure out what it actually was.

[Pestilence]

Originally Posted by SNR

Somebody either paid attention in middle school English class or has kids

Both.

[NJChiefsFan]

I always thought "through the looking glass" was an awesome phrase. JJ Abrams and Co. love using it as episode titles, most recently on Fringe "Through the Looking Glass and what Walter Found there"

[Pestilence]

I did a paper on the Jabberwocky.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!.....oh hello boys and girls! What you're hearing there, is the sound of the Deffenbaugh True Fan Talking Head Dumpster Truck backing its big ass the ****...UP! b00m.
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[RyFo18]

Even if Geno sucks bad, he's still cheaper than most FA QBs. Flynn got 3/19.5M last year. Luck got 4/$22.1M.

[RUSH]

Bryan Broaddus ‏@BryanBroaddus
Geno Smith 6023 218. Nassib 6021 227. Wilson 6021 215. Manuel 6045 237. Patterson WR 6017 216.

Shorter than I expected. Not gonna lie, that's a bit disappointing. Thought he would measure in at 6'3.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by SNR

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of corners--and safeties--and running backs--
Of receivers at the wings--
And why the Chiefs have sucked--
And whether they can get some rings."

"But wait a bit," the True Fans cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are scared pussies,
And love our players fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Manager.
They thanked him much for that.

"A quarterback," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Charles and Bowe besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, True Fans dear,
We can play games with a lead"