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Old 02-22-2013, 06:42 AM  
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Internet dating SUCKS!

So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene.
I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile.

I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick.

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too.

Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs.
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
― Marilyn Monroe

I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are ****ing crazy in head if they use that quote.
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Old 02-22-2013, 07:59 AM   #16
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Probably 17.
17 aint the problem. The problem is that the bitch got 3 Bebe's kids.
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Old 02-22-2013, 08:06 AM   #17
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Probably 17.
I have my age range set from 23-35, so legally, I don't think I can get in trouble if she does end up 17. That's how it works, right?
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Old 02-22-2013, 08:12 AM   #18
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Plenty of Fish rocks! I got hooked up with SO many women there. It was the craziest 6 months to a year I ever had. It was sometimes 3-4 woman a day and I boned almost all of them on the first date. Some of them I still text every once in awhile and see to this day 5 years later.

I had women do amazing things just for kicks.... sigh.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 02-22-2013, 08:18 AM   #19
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Old 02-22-2013, 08:21 AM   #20
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Plenty of Fish rocks! I got hooked up with SO many women there. It was the craziest 6 months to a year I ever had. It was sometimes 3-4 woman a day and I boned almost all of them on the first date. Some of them I still text every once in awhile and see to this day 5 years later.

I had women do amazing things just for kicks.... sigh.
A lot of this depends on where you are though. Bigger area, more fish. LOL
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Old 02-22-2013, 08:28 AM   #21
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 02-22-2013, 08:29 AM   #22
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Old 02-22-2013, 08:32 AM   #23
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I got on OKCupid last night to update my profile and sent about 5 messages out and woke up to 2 responses. One of them was a stupid 1 sentence response and the other was a couple paragraphs. The chick who wrote me back was a 94% match and she's cute and she does cosplay.

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Old 02-22-2013, 08:33 AM   #24
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Plenty of Fish rocks! I got hooked up with SO many women there. It was the craziest 6 months to a year I ever had. It was sometimes 3-4 woman a day and I boned almost all of them on the first date. Some of them I still text every once in awhile and see to this day 5 years later.

I had women do amazing things just for kicks.... sigh.

Dude, jerking off to your computer screen doesn't count.
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Old 02-22-2013, 08:39 AM   #25
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Dude, jerking off to your computer screen doesn't count.
It doesn't?
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 02-22-2013, 08:54 AM   #26
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Old 02-22-2013, 08:58 AM   #27
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I have my age range set from 23-35, so legally, I don't think I can get in trouble if she does end up 17. That's how it works, right?
Yeah, you're totally covered.
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Old 02-22-2013, 08:59 AM   #28
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17 aint the problem. The problem is that the bitch got 3 Bebe's kids.
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Old 02-22-2013, 09:09 AM   #29
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Old 02-22-2013, 09:12 AM   #30
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