Life Internet dating SUCKS! - Page 2

Richard_Cuckold · 02-22-2013, 05:42 AM

So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene.
I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile.

I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick.

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too.

Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs.
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are ****ing crazy in head if they use that quote.

**J Diddy** · 02-22-2013, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe

Probably 17.

17 aint the problem. The problem is that the bitch got 3 Bebe's kids.

**Buck** · 02-22-2013, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe

Probably 17.

I have my age range set from 23-35, so legally, I don't think I can get in trouble if she does end up 17. That's how it works, right?

Dave Lane · 02-22-2013, 07:12 AM

Plenty of Fish rocks! I got hooked up with SO many women there. It was the craziest 6 months to a year I ever had. It was sometimes 3-4 woman a day and I boned almost all of them on the first date. Some of them I still text every once in awhile and see to this day 5 years later.

I had women do amazing things just for kicks.... sigh.

**luv** · 02-22-2013, 07:18 AM

Fat chicks have standards too.

Consistent1 · 02-22-2013, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Plenty of Fish rocks! I got hooked up with SO many women there. It was the craziest 6 months to a year I ever had. It was sometimes 3-4 woman a day and I boned almost all of them on the first date. Some of them I still text every once in awhile and see to this day 5 years later.

I had women do amazing things just for kicks.... sigh.

A lot of this depends on where you are though. Bigger area, more fish. LOL

Dave Lane · 02-22-2013, 07:28 AM

Kansas City, sort of middle of the road.

**patteeu** · 02-22-2013, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by kepp

I hear its not good to use your latest LARP'ing action photo for you profile pic.

I was going to suggest Dungeons & Dragons. I met my wife at a D&D game in college. For real. She wasn't really into the game, she just came with one of my friends.

Hog Farmer · 02-22-2013, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

I got on OKCupid last night to update my profile and sent about 5 messages out and woke up to 2 responses. One of them was a stupid 1 sentence response and the other was a couple paragraphs. The chick who wrote me back was a 94% match and she's cute and she does cosplay.

Good times.

Whatever you do , don't send them your photograph !!!!!

Hog Farmer · 02-22-2013, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Plenty of Fish rocks! I got hooked up with SO many women there. It was the craziest 6 months to a year I ever had. It was sometimes 3-4 woman a day and I boned almost all of them on the first date. Some of them I still text every once in awhile and see to this day 5 years later.

I had women do amazing things just for kicks.... sigh.

Dude, jerking off to your computer screen doesn't count.

Dave Lane · 02-22-2013, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

Dude, jerking off to your computer screen doesn't count.

It doesn't?

MahiMike · 02-22-2013, 07:54 AM

I always had good luck on RussianBrides.com.

Got TONS of responses from hot babes!

htismaqe · 02-22-2013, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

I have my age range set from 23-35, so legally, I don't think I can get in trouble if she does end up 17. That's how it works, right?

Yeah, you're totally covered.

htismaqe · 02-22-2013, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

17 aint the problem. The problem is that the bitch got 3 Bebe's kids.

They look like this:

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 02-22-2013, 08:09 AM

Best breeding stock is on match.com.

htismaqe · 02-22-2013, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

Best breeding stock is on match.com.

I know you hate the thought but the best place to meet chicks is at CHURCH.

02-22-2013, 05:42 AM
Richard_Cuckold Banned Join Date: Sep 2012 Casino cash: $5670	Internet dating SUCKS! So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene. I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile. I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick. And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model. Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too. Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs. “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are ****ing crazy in head if they use that quote.
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02-22-2013, 07:12 AM	#18
Dave Lane Space Cadet Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas City, Mo, USA Casino cash: $2197699	Plenty of Fish rocks! I got hooked up with SO many women there. It was the craziest 6 months to a year I ever had. It was sometimes 3-4 woman a day and I boned almost all of them on the first date. Some of them I still text every once in awhile and see to this day 5 years later. I had women do amazing things just for kicks.... sigh. __________________ Matt Cassel - 58.9 completion %, 13,495 yards, 82 TD, 57 INT, 24 Fumbles, 80.4 Passer Rating Alex Smith - 59.3 completion %, 14,280 yards, 81 TD, 63 INT, 36 Fumbles, 79.1 Passer Rating Do you realize the backups we have to this second coming of Matt Cassel have NEVER EVER thrown a regular season pass.
Posts: 19,351

02-22-2013, 07:18 AM	#19
luv Mortal Luv Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $974373	Fat chicks have standards too. __________________ It's never too late to become the person you were meant to be.
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02-22-2013, 07:28 AM	#21
Dave Lane Space Cadet Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas City, Mo, USA Casino cash: $2197699	Kansas City, sort of middle of the road. __________________ Matt Cassel - 58.9 completion %, 13,495 yards, 82 TD, 57 INT, 24 Fumbles, 80.4 Passer Rating Alex Smith - 59.3 completion %, 14,280 yards, 81 TD, 63 INT, 36 Fumbles, 79.1 Passer Rating Do you realize the backups we have to this second coming of Matt Cassel have NEVER EVER thrown a regular season pass.
Posts: 19,351

02-22-2013, 07:54 AM	#26
MahiMike Good Luck Andy! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Jax, FL Casino cash: $60584	I always had good luck on RussianBrides.com. Got TONS of responses from hot babes! __________________ Relax. We'll re-sign Bowe and Albert then draft Milliner. We'll be top 10 in offense and defense...someday.
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02-22-2013, 08:09 AM	#29
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $153620	Best breeding stock is on match.com. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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