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Old 02-22-2013, 12:32 PM  
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Check out this guy's Combine profile. Worth consideration at #1?

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Apparently this guy runs a 4.2 40-yard dash and has a 46-inch vertical. I say we take him.

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Leon Sandcastle

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You can't spell "incredible" without Leon. Part-man, part-mouthpiece, Sandcastle talks the talk, walks the walk, then talks some more. Simply put: he's a highlight reel come to life. Mind-numbing athleticism. Instincts that would make migrating salmon envious. Wonderlic-approved intellect combined with championship-producing intangibles.Sandcastle has it all. And he likes to let you know it.

Often compared to an "ugly Deion Sanders," Sandcastle literally came out of nowhere to become the top prospect of the 2013 Draft. Well, actually, he came from a small school called Primetime University. But since no one can find PTU, no pre-Combine footage of the 6'1" superstar-to-be exists. This has led to rumors that Leon may be some type of professional ringer looking for one last payday. Some have even suggested Leon might be Deion Sanders in disguise. But those fears were put to rest following Leon's blazing 4.2 40yd dash run. "No one can run that fast with a hairpiece flip-floppin' around," said an amazed Mike Mayock.

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Leon, is quick to fill in the blanks regarding his on-field skills. Asked about his accomplishments, he stated, "I shine bright!" Pressed to explain, he responded, "Like the sun!" He has also gone on record stating he can "play DB, RB, QB, TE...and even a little R&B." Truly a wonder, in every sense of the word.

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Unimaginative Defensive Coordinators. Excessive celebration flags.
NFL COMPARISON Deion Sanders
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:07 PM   #31
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:14 PM   #32
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:17 PM   #33
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a n(word) baby?
You are so banned now.
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:18 PM   #34
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:18 PM   #35
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:20 PM   #36
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:29 PM   #37
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Sure it's played out, but it's still funny that they took the time to actually put his profile on the NFL Combine website.
If you step outside the Geno circle jerk, they get grumpy.
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:33 PM   #38
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If you step outside the Geno circle jerk, they get grumpy.
Do you also laugh at Marmaduke and Family Circus cartoons you ****ing dumbass?
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:39 PM   #39
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:46 PM   #41
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:47 PM   #42
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:56 PM   #43
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If you step outside the Geno circle jerk, they get grumpy.
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Old 02-22-2013, 03:54 PM   #44
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Do you also laugh at Marmaduke and Family Circus cartoons you ****ing dumbass?
Hey, do you remember that one time in Family Circus when one of the kids misunderstood a common term then incorrectly applied it while one of the parents stood there looking at them?
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Old 02-22-2013, 03:56 PM   #45
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