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Old 02-22-2013, 05:42 AM  
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Internet dating SUCKS!

So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene.
I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile.

I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick.

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too.

Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs.
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are ****ing crazy in head if they use that quote.
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:56 PM   #91
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:59 PM   #92
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Old 02-22-2013, 02:03 PM   #93
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Old 02-22-2013, 03:30 PM   #94
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Old 02-22-2013, 03:40 PM   #95
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Old 02-22-2013, 03:56 PM   #96
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Old 02-22-2013, 03:58 PM   #97
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:07 PM   #98
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:10 PM   #99
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:33 PM   #100
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:45 PM   #101
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You can meet some great girls online but you have to filter through a lot of fuglies. As a guy who has no problem hooking up with fatties, I've found it to be a goldmine. With that being said, if you are looking to meet someone online to be in a relationship you really are shopping on the clearance aisle of life.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:51 PM   #102
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You can meet some great girls online but you have to filter through a lot of fuglies. As a guy who has no problem hooking up with fatties, I've found it to be a goldmine. With that being said, if you are looking to meet someone online to be in a relationship you really are shopping on the clearance aisle of life.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:54 PM   #103
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My buddy usually meets them at Starbucks at first, he tells them on the phone if they do not look like they do in the picture or close he will pay for the cup of coffee and walk off...

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Old 02-22-2013, 06:14 PM   #104
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:28 PM   #105
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Gordman's so ****ing needs a dating site. I'd frequent there.
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