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Old 02-22-2013, 04:54 PM   #3903
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I found this on the NFLDC forums.

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FROM HERE ON OUT BEFORE POSTING IN THIS THREAD YOU MUST TAKE THIS EXAM.

1 - What do you think of Geno Smith?
A) Worth No. 1
B) Not worth No. 1

In one sentence fragment or less, explain your answer in detail. Be sure to include the following criterion:

- Non-specific, subjective, relative adjectives with no context whatsoever (i.e. "elite" "great" "top-5" "solid" "good-but-not-great" "top-20-but-not-top-10")
- Meaningless comparisons to other players, preferably ones that have almost nothing in common with his playing style (i.e. Cam Newton, RGIII, Matt Ryan, etc.)
- Allusions to his success with the zone read in college (facts are optional)
- Comparisons to completely different situations that only fit your argument (Pro-Smith cite the Dolphins passing on Ryan and Anti-Smith cite the countless examples of selecting flawed QB prospects high to fill a need).

*DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EVALUATE HIS FILM THIS YEAR WITH SPECIFIC ANALYSIS ABOUT HIS ARM TALENT, FOOTWOORK, MECHANICS, OR PROGRESSIONS.

BONUS for Chiefs fans: Draw a portrait of you and Geno Smith. Then draw a picture of you in 2015 pushing Geno Smith down a flight of stairs. Admire the second picture and add durability to the pro's for your personal scouting report.

2 - Is there any QB other than Geno Smith you would draft No. 1?
A) No
B) Yes

If B, how can you type with such small hands, Tyler?

3 - Do you like Mike Glennon?
A) No
B) lol no
C) I'm that one guy in this thread that keeps mentioning him as the best QB even though his film is bad and he did nothing at the Senior Bowl.

4 - Are you a doctor?
A) Yes
B) Yes (internet)
C) No
D) My roomate's best friend's dad's goldfish is

If A, B, C, or D, please diagnose Branden Albert's back.

5 - Do you think Donald Stephenson should be a factor in deciding not to draft a LT first overall?
A) No
B) I'm the guy in this thread that keeps mentioning Donald Stephenson

6 - Using your answers from questions 4 & 5, explain the pro's of drafting Luke Joeckel at No. 1. Decorate your answer with glitter to make up for the boringness of taking an offensive tackle with the first pick.

7 - Using your answer from question 6, vehemently disagree with anyone that thinks drafting the best player at No. 1 would be a wise choice.

8 - Do you know how many misfit, quasi-bust defensive linemen the Chiefs have drafted high the past few years?
A) lol

9 - So if you were a Chiefs fan, would you want yet another DL?
A) Yes. The Lions wouldn't have Calvin if they thought that way.
B) No. None of these prospects are Calvin-level. Very different circumstances.
C) Would've committed suicide by now.

10 - Rank the following players in order of potential for sustainable mediocrity:

A) Nick Foles
B) Matt Flynn
C) Alex Smith
D) Brandon Weeden

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Old 02-22-2013, 04:54 PM   #3904
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:02 PM   #3906
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I found this on the NFLDC forums.

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FROM HERE ON OUT BEFORE POSTING IN THIS THREAD YOU MUST TAKE THIS EXAM.

1 - What do you think of Geno Smith?
A) Worth No. 1
B) Not worth No. 1

In one sentence fragment or less, explain your answer in detail. Be sure to include the following criterion:

- Non-specific, subjective, relative adjectives with no context whatsoever (i.e. "elite" "great" "top-5" "solid" "good-but-not-great" "top-20-but-not-top-10")
- Meaningless comparisons to other players, preferably ones that have almost nothing in common with his playing style (i.e. Cam Newton, RGIII, Matt Ryan, etc.)
- Allusions to his success with the zone read in college (facts are optional)
- Comparisons to completely different situations that only fit your argument (Pro-Smith cite the Dolphins passing on Ryan and Anti-Smith cite the countless examples of selecting flawed QB prospects high to fill a need).

*DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EVALUATE HIS FILM THIS YEAR WITH SPECIFIC ANALYSIS ABOUT HIS ARM TALENT, FOOTWOORK, MECHANICS, OR PROGRESSIONS.

BONUS for Chiefs fans: Draw a portrait of you and Geno Smith. Then draw a picture of you in 2015 pushing Geno Smith down a flight of stairs. Admire the second picture and add durability to the pro's for your personal scouting report.

2 - Is there any QB other than Geno Smith you would draft No. 1?
A) No
B) Yes

If B, how can you type with such small hands, Tyler?

3 - Do you like Mike Glennon?
A) No
B) lol no
C) I'm that one guy in this thread that keeps mentioning him as the best QB even though his film is bad and he did nothing at the Senior Bowl.

4 - Are you a doctor?
A) Yes
B) Yes (internet)
C) No
D) My roomate's best friend's dad's goldfish is

If A, B, C, or D, please diagnose Branden Albert's back.

5 - Do you think Donald Stephenson should be a factor in deciding not to draft a LT first overall?
A) No
B) I'm the guy in this thread that keeps mentioning Donald Stephenson

6 - Using your answers from questions 4 & 5, explain the pro's of drafting Luke Joeckel at No. 1. Decorate your answer with glitter to make up for the boringness of taking an offensive tackle with the first pick.

7 - Using your answer from question 6, vehemently disagree with anyone that thinks drafting the best player at No. 1 would be a wise choice.

8 - Do you know how many misfit, quasi-bust defensive linemen the Chiefs have drafted high the past few years?
A) lol

9 - So if you were a Chiefs fan, would you want yet another DL?
A) Yes. The Lions wouldn't have Calvin if they thought that way.
B) No. None of these prospects are Calvin-level. Very different circumstances.
C) Would've committed suicide by now.

10 - Rank the following players in order of potential for sustainable mediocrity:

A) Nick Foles
B) Matt Flynn
C) Alex Smith
D) Brandon Weeden

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Congratulations! You have scored a NEGATIVE ZERO! You are now stupid enough to add to this thread's stimulating discussion.

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Good, but not outstanding.
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