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Old 03-06-2013, 01:06 PM  
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Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover

A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach.

Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help.

Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems.

A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:08 PM   #2
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He may have had a condom on, but that doesn't really seem like safe sex to me
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:08 PM   #3
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:09 PM   #4
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:09 PM   #5
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:10 PM   #6
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:11 PM   #7
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I didn't think they wore condoms in Africa.
They're like Vanilla Ice - still around but not real popular...
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:13 PM   #8
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Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems.
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:14 PM   #9
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:16 PM   #10
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:16 PM   #11
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:19 PM   #12
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:19 PM   #13
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:19 PM   #14
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:20 PM   #15
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